1 00:00:46,783 --> 00:00:48,478 The year this story takes place 2 00:00:48,619 --> 00:00:50,951 is the year nearly everything happened to me. 3 00:00:59,463 --> 00:01:02,330 It was the year I moved from the city to a backwards hick town 4 00:01:02,466 --> 00:01:03,956 to finish high school. 5 00:01:12,743 --> 00:01:15,268 It was the year an industrial fire wouldn't stop burning 6 00:01:15,412 --> 00:01:16,709 just outside of town. 7 00:01:16,847 --> 00:01:19,611 In other news, the industrial fire continues to rage. 8 00:01:19,750 --> 00:01:21,945 The year my dad first discovered an itch 9 00:01:22,085 --> 00:01:24,280 that much later became cancer and, later still, 10 00:01:24,421 --> 00:01:25,649 took all his hair 11 00:01:25,789 --> 00:01:27,256 and then his life. 12 00:01:30,761 --> 00:01:33,286 It was the year a serial killer wearing a white suit 13 00:01:33,430 --> 00:01:34,795 roamed the county, 14 00:01:34,932 --> 00:01:37,264 leaving pretty young kids dead in his wake. 15 00:01:47,711 --> 00:01:50,088 But mostly, it was the year where I tried to become someone else 16 00:01:50,089 --> 00:01:51,198 for a while, 17 00:01:51,502 --> 00:01:54,909 and for the first time, I went crazy insane for love. 18 00:01:56,253 --> 00:01:57,743 And it seemed like the whole world 19 00:01:57,888 --> 00:01:59,412 was about to end. 20 00:01:59,923 --> 00:02:02,858 But in the beginning, I didn't see any of this in my future. 21 00:02:02,993 --> 00:02:06,156 I just crossed an X on my calendar and suddenly I was once again 22 00:02:06,296 --> 00:02:09,561 the new girl at a new school where no one would talk to me. 23 00:02:21,545 --> 00:02:23,740 Whoa. 24 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:25,575 Got anything metal on you? 25 00:02:25,716 --> 00:02:28,184 - Don't... think so. - Well, you must. 26 00:02:30,487 --> 00:02:32,182 What's this? 27 00:02:32,889 --> 00:02:34,379 A bowling ball. 28 00:02:35,559 --> 00:02:36,787 Mine now. 29 00:02:43,233 --> 00:02:47,067 Have you ever entered a room where you just knew everyone hated you? 30 00:02:47,571 --> 00:02:49,971 Now, multiply that by roughly a million 31 00:02:50,107 --> 00:02:52,575 and you'll understand my high school experience. 32 00:02:53,744 --> 00:02:55,609 When I know people hate me, 33 00:02:55,746 --> 00:02:57,941 instead of trying to change their minds, 34 00:02:58,081 --> 00:02:59,639 I get defensive and weird 35 00:02:59,783 --> 00:03:02,752 and become the exact girl they think I am. 36 00:03:03,420 --> 00:03:06,116 But this school wasn't just mean and gossipy; 37 00:03:06,256 --> 00:03:08,087 it was full-on scary. 38 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:10,852 To give you an idea, 39 00:03:10,994 --> 00:03:13,087 let me tell you the legend of Laura Lee. 40 00:03:16,366 --> 00:03:17,856 Is it negative five? 41 00:03:19,369 --> 00:03:23,499 Laura Lee was a student at our school who danced nights at a strip club. 42 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:27,235 ♪ Kool thing sittin' with a kiddie 43 00:03:27,377 --> 00:03:29,402 ♪ Now you know you're sure lookin' pretty 44 00:03:29,546 --> 00:03:31,537 Nobody talked to her, but the entire football team 45 00:03:31,682 --> 00:03:33,479 would heat up coins with butane lighters 46 00:03:33,617 --> 00:03:37,075 and flick them at her as she walked through the hallways. 47 00:03:37,220 --> 00:03:40,747 Burning currency bounced off her like hail. 48 00:03:40,891 --> 00:03:42,518 ♪ I don't think so 49 00:03:42,659 --> 00:03:43,819 ♪ I don't wanna 50 00:03:46,563 --> 00:03:47,996 ♪ I don't think so 51 00:03:49,232 --> 00:03:52,258 ♪ Kool thing let me play with your radio 52 00:03:52,402 --> 00:03:54,097 ♪ Move me turn me on 53 00:03:54,237 --> 00:03:56,000 - ♪ Baby-o - But what's amazing, 54 00:03:56,139 --> 00:03:58,767 is that this poor girl's attendance record was perfect. 55 00:03:58,909 --> 00:04:02,709 I mean, here she is dancing every night until 2:00 or later, 56 00:04:02,846 --> 00:04:04,279 dodging fiery coins and, still, 57 00:04:04,414 --> 00:04:07,747 she makes it to twice as many classes as most people. 58 00:04:08,418 --> 00:04:10,511 This is full-on triumph of the human spirit, 59 00:04:10,654 --> 00:04:12,554 but you never see this shit on Oprah. 60 00:04:15,359 --> 00:04:17,554 And then, last March, some girls were playing 61 00:04:17,694 --> 00:04:19,184 in a field... 62 00:04:19,529 --> 00:04:21,554 ... when they found her body. 63 00:04:21,698 --> 00:04:24,189 All over her legs, splotchy and scorched, 64 00:04:24,334 --> 00:04:26,894 were the burned imprints of various coins. 65 00:04:31,541 --> 00:04:33,133 Few details are known 66 00:04:33,276 --> 00:04:35,767 about the ongoing investigation, but police sources say 67 00:04:35,912 --> 00:04:39,404 they are looking for a male suspect wearing a white suit. 68 00:04:39,549 --> 00:04:42,382 And that was life at Hargrove High. 69 00:04:44,054 --> 00:04:47,546 People, get to class! Now! 70 00:04:49,559 --> 00:04:51,151 Thank you. 71 00:04:52,062 --> 00:04:55,395 Hey. Wanna come smoke weed with us after class? 72 00:04:56,566 --> 00:04:59,091 Um... sure, that'd be cool. 73 00:04:59,236 --> 00:05:00,726 It will be. 74 00:05:07,077 --> 00:05:08,408 Jesus Christ. 75 00:05:10,414 --> 00:05:12,041 What's your name again? 76 00:05:12,182 --> 00:05:13,513 Caroline. 77 00:05:15,018 --> 00:05:16,349 Well, I'm Paul. 78 00:05:17,020 --> 00:05:19,386 Charles, Craig and Thurston. 79 00:05:20,524 --> 00:05:21,855 Yeah, we met. 80 00:05:24,961 --> 00:05:27,987 So why would you ever move to a place like this? 81 00:05:28,131 --> 00:05:30,463 Ugh, well, my dad works for this huge development-- 82 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:32,124 Dude, you're not even inhaling. 83 00:05:32,269 --> 00:05:34,328 - I'm inhaling. - You're basically making out with it. 84 00:05:34,471 --> 00:05:36,905 You got your goober all over it. 85 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:38,166 Ow. 86 00:05:38,308 --> 00:05:39,366 Don't, I... 87 00:05:41,044 --> 00:05:43,945 I was now attending the most drugged-out high school 88 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:46,378 in the whole country, honest to God. 89 00:05:46,516 --> 00:05:49,144 These guys smoked pot, sniffed glue, 90 00:05:49,286 --> 00:05:52,050 snorted crystal, did Ecstasy in toilets, 91 00:05:52,189 --> 00:05:54,419 anything to kill the boredom. 92 00:05:54,558 --> 00:05:55,923 But Thurston... 93 00:05:56,059 --> 00:05:57,924 he had reasons of his own. 94 00:06:13,310 --> 00:06:16,837 ♪ The face that you saw in the door 95 00:06:18,348 --> 00:06:23,513 ♪ Isn't looking at you anymore 96 00:06:26,189 --> 00:06:27,417 ♪ The name 97 00:06:27,557 --> 00:06:30,355 ♪ That you call in its place 98 00:06:31,862 --> 00:06:36,799 ♪ Isn't waiting for your embrace 99 00:06:39,870 --> 00:06:43,704 ♪ The world that you love to behold 100 00:06:44,808 --> 00:06:48,904 ♪ Cannot hold you 101 00:06:49,045 --> 00:06:51,036 ♪ Anymore 102 00:06:58,221 --> 00:07:00,348 ♪ In a matter of time 103 00:07:00,490 --> 00:07:01,718 Hey, Thurston. 104 00:07:04,895 --> 00:07:08,160 ♪ It would slip from my mind 105 00:07:11,668 --> 00:07:15,331 ♪ In and out of my life 106 00:07:27,517 --> 00:07:29,178 Okay, guys... 107 00:07:30,687 --> 00:07:32,018 Guys... 108 00:07:32,856 --> 00:07:34,517 ... these papers are just... 109 00:07:37,694 --> 00:07:40,356 Do you really hate school that much? 110 00:07:40,697 --> 00:07:42,096 Is it me? 111 00:07:42,232 --> 00:07:45,099 Is it because I let you call me Barry? 112 00:07:47,270 --> 00:07:48,567 Look... 113 00:07:48,705 --> 00:07:51,572 you know, I just... I just moved back to this town 114 00:07:51,708 --> 00:07:55,610 and I gotta tell ya, this place has become a real shit-hole. 115 00:07:57,547 --> 00:08:00,175 But I was you. And I know you've got 116 00:08:00,317 --> 00:08:02,877 real thoughts going on inside of there. 117 00:08:03,887 --> 00:08:05,752 So for tomorrow, no reading. 118 00:08:05,889 --> 00:08:08,323 I want you to write me a three-page essay 119 00:08:08,458 --> 00:08:11,325 on the historical or religious figure who you most admire. 120 00:08:12,128 --> 00:08:13,322 Okay? 121 00:08:14,497 --> 00:08:16,624 Tell me who it is that you think you are. 122 00:08:21,671 --> 00:08:25,004 I don't know why the idea came to me when it did, 123 00:08:25,141 --> 00:08:28,008 but I instantly knew it would make life more interesting. 124 00:08:29,679 --> 00:08:32,546 Don't we all wanna be somebody different sometimes? 125 00:08:32,682 --> 00:08:36,345 Someone smarter and sexier and bolder than we really are? 126 00:08:37,354 --> 00:08:39,515 Or maybe I just looked and saw someone 127 00:08:39,656 --> 00:08:41,351 that was as lonely as me. 128 00:08:43,026 --> 00:08:45,688 After my mom died and we started moving all the time, 129 00:08:45,829 --> 00:08:48,559 it was like my dad and I had all this love to give 130 00:08:48,698 --> 00:08:50,359 but no one to give it to. 131 00:08:51,368 --> 00:08:54,565 Or maybe I just went a little crazy. 132 00:08:54,704 --> 00:08:55,864 Thomas! 133 00:08:56,539 --> 00:08:57,904 For a while there, 134 00:08:58,041 --> 00:09:00,202 it seemed like craziness was in the air. 135 00:09:00,710 --> 00:09:02,575 We were all just... 136 00:09:02,712 --> 00:09:04,202 breathing it in. 137 00:09:19,829 --> 00:09:21,296 You wanted to see me? 138 00:09:21,998 --> 00:09:24,660 Yeah, I wanted to talk to you about something. 139 00:09:26,336 --> 00:09:28,133 - Go ahead. - Well, I wanted to... 140 00:09:28,271 --> 00:09:31,104 tell you that I am new here, 141 00:09:31,241 --> 00:09:33,732 and so far I hate it. 142 00:09:35,178 --> 00:09:36,873 Okay, but... if you work hard-- 143 00:09:37,013 --> 00:09:39,140 The guys here are... 144 00:09:39,282 --> 00:09:41,079 so immature. And sexist. 145 00:09:41,217 --> 00:09:43,549 And the girls are worse. 146 00:09:43,687 --> 00:09:46,349 They eat it up. No self-respect. 147 00:09:48,258 --> 00:09:51,591 And it's just all so... different from where we're supposed to be 148 00:09:51,728 --> 00:09:54,026 at this point in women's history, you know? 149 00:09:57,367 --> 00:09:59,335 I wish I could argue. 150 00:10:00,537 --> 00:10:04,268 I went to this party where they were passing out Rohypnol. 151 00:10:05,575 --> 00:10:07,167 That's the date rape drug. 152 00:10:07,310 --> 00:10:08,937 I know what roofies are. 153 00:10:11,214 --> 00:10:13,546 How, uh.... old are you? 154 00:10:14,384 --> 00:10:15,874 I'm not gonna answer that. 155 00:10:16,019 --> 00:10:17,850 Thirty... five? 156 00:10:17,987 --> 00:10:19,386 Thirty-four? 157 00:10:21,057 --> 00:10:22,388 Ballpark, yeah. 158 00:10:22,525 --> 00:10:25,653 A babe in the woods. Anyway... 159 00:10:26,396 --> 00:10:28,887 I wanted to let you know you're not alone. 160 00:10:29,332 --> 00:10:31,061 Here's my paper. 161 00:11:01,097 --> 00:11:04,396 Just point your foot and kick it. Just... don't be like a pansy. 162 00:11:11,141 --> 00:11:12,904 - Oh! - Ooh. Shit. 163 00:11:13,042 --> 00:11:14,566 Fuck! 164 00:11:15,879 --> 00:11:17,779 - You okay? - Ah... 165 00:11:17,914 --> 00:11:19,779 Yeah. Yep. Yeah. 166 00:11:19,916 --> 00:11:21,406 Pretty smooth, huh? 167 00:11:22,385 --> 00:11:24,114 I don't even like skateboarding. 168 00:11:24,254 --> 00:11:26,722 Yeah, well, you should go walk it off. 169 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:33,791 Oh, uh, are you...? Can I walk it off with you? 170 00:11:36,900 --> 00:11:38,231 So, um... 171 00:11:39,068 --> 00:11:41,127 ... do you even remember meeting me at that party? 172 00:11:41,738 --> 00:11:43,205 Of course I do. 173 00:11:46,743 --> 00:11:49,268 - I'm really sorry about-- - Oh, yeah, no, it's... 174 00:11:49,412 --> 00:11:50,879 it's okay. 175 00:11:52,949 --> 00:11:54,644 So... 176 00:11:55,785 --> 00:11:57,047 ... Miss Wexler... 177 00:11:57,187 --> 00:11:58,484 Mm-hmm. 178 00:11:58,621 --> 00:12:01,488 What do you think of our fine town this far? 179 00:12:03,927 --> 00:12:06,794 - Um... Mm. - Well, we're waiting. 180 00:12:08,097 --> 00:12:11,726 I think it's a stupefyingly friendly place 181 00:12:11,868 --> 00:12:14,302 full of wholesome, God-fearing, 182 00:12:14,437 --> 00:12:16,132 gun-bearing... folk. 183 00:12:16,272 --> 00:12:19,298 It's not all that bad. Just gotta give people a chance. 184 00:12:19,442 --> 00:12:21,239 Are you... are you high? 185 00:12:21,377 --> 00:12:24,505 There's more incest in this town than in an Atom Egoyan film. 186 00:12:24,647 --> 00:12:25,978 Who? 187 00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:29,712 - I said there's a lot of incest here. - Ah, yes. 188 00:12:29,853 --> 00:12:32,583 Incest. A game the whole family can play. 189 00:12:33,890 --> 00:12:35,721 Uh, I... I should go. 190 00:12:36,226 --> 00:12:37,784 Yeah. Well... 191 00:12:38,494 --> 00:12:42,430 As always, it was a treat having you on the program, Miss Wexler. 192 00:12:42,565 --> 00:12:43,554 Bye. 193 00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:45,961 Until next time! 194 00:12:46,102 --> 00:12:47,399 Okay. 195 00:12:50,740 --> 00:12:53,800 The first time I met Thurston, he approached me at a party, 196 00:12:53,943 --> 00:12:55,535 trying his best to be charming. 197 00:13:01,417 --> 00:13:03,476 And then I guess things went wrong for him. 198 00:13:06,656 --> 00:13:10,251 He believed he was the unluckiest person alive. 199 00:13:10,393 --> 00:13:13,395 - How was school today, Lily? - The kids in my class are stupid. 200 00:13:13,529 --> 00:13:15,053 I doubt that. 201 00:13:15,198 --> 00:13:17,723 Tyler Jenkins can't even read. 202 00:13:17,867 --> 00:13:19,391 The Jenkins are crackers. 203 00:13:19,535 --> 00:13:21,059 Watch your French, Thurston. 204 00:13:21,204 --> 00:13:23,570 - I'm sure Tyler's trying. - Mom, 205 00:13:23,706 --> 00:13:26,436 he is a cracker. He has six toes. 206 00:13:26,576 --> 00:13:29,841 I'm sure there's some advantage to that, like maybe swimming. 207 00:13:39,455 --> 00:13:40,717 Thurston? 208 00:13:42,759 --> 00:13:44,750 Oh... God, no. 209 00:13:44,894 --> 00:13:47,226 Ahem. I dunno... 210 00:13:47,363 --> 00:13:48,921 Thurston... 211 00:13:49,732 --> 00:13:51,222 No, don't. 212 00:13:51,601 --> 00:13:52,829 Don't... 213 00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:02,373 - It's not your fault. - Well, I... I'm not doing the dishes. 214 00:14:14,190 --> 00:14:16,181 Thomas. 215 00:14:18,027 --> 00:14:20,188 I love you more than oxygen. 216 00:14:20,530 --> 00:14:22,589 Please come rescue me 217 00:14:22,732 --> 00:14:24,359 from these fools. 218 00:14:33,042 --> 00:14:34,532 Hi, Mr. A. 219 00:14:35,044 --> 00:14:37,535 - Caroline. - Can I come in? 220 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:38,977 No. 221 00:14:39,115 --> 00:14:40,844 The mat says "welcome." 222 00:14:40,984 --> 00:14:43,145 I hate that mat. 223 00:14:44,053 --> 00:14:47,386 You know, there's a serial killer running around with a white suit on. 224 00:14:47,523 --> 00:14:49,991 You really shouldn't joke about things like that. 225 00:14:51,060 --> 00:14:53,551 You're the one who won't let me in. I might die. 226 00:14:58,735 --> 00:14:59,793 Thanks. 227 00:15:08,411 --> 00:15:09,935 Very nice. 228 00:15:10,079 --> 00:15:11,341 Thank you. 229 00:15:15,685 --> 00:15:18,017 - Who's this? - Ah, that's my wife. 230 00:15:20,356 --> 00:15:22,916 - Where is she? - She's in the other room. 231 00:15:23,059 --> 00:15:24,219 Oh. 232 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:27,852 Yeah, we're crazy in love. It's wonderful. 233 00:15:28,865 --> 00:15:31,561 Um... I should... leave. 234 00:15:31,701 --> 00:15:33,225 I'm kidding. It's my sister. 235 00:15:33,369 --> 00:15:35,462 That's why she looks like me with long hair. 236 00:15:36,039 --> 00:15:37,199 Funny. 237 00:15:38,674 --> 00:15:42,405 Caroline... to tell you the truth, I know what you're doing. 238 00:15:42,545 --> 00:15:44,240 I read your paper. 239 00:15:45,048 --> 00:15:48,142 - You didn't like my paper? - I have a hard time believing 240 00:15:48,284 --> 00:15:51,185 that Monica Lewinsky is the historical figure you most admire. 241 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:52,912 I was critical. 242 00:15:53,056 --> 00:15:55,422 I said her problem was she lacked discretion. 243 00:15:55,558 --> 00:15:58,550 She had a good thing going and she blew it. 244 00:16:00,396 --> 00:16:02,591 Can I give you a lift home? You should really leave. 245 00:16:02,732 --> 00:16:04,359 Ah... Ooh, can I have some wine? 246 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:07,060 No, no! Absolutely not! No, hey... 247 00:16:08,571 --> 00:16:11,540 This is like when people describe a car crash happening in slow motion. 248 00:16:12,842 --> 00:16:14,207 You need to relax. 249 00:16:14,343 --> 00:16:16,140 I am the one seducing you. 250 00:16:22,518 --> 00:16:25,351 Besides, I find you very handsome. 251 00:16:33,863 --> 00:16:37,355 My mom once told me that if you ever want to make a man happy... 252 00:16:38,101 --> 00:16:40,399 ... flatter his vanity. 253 00:16:40,536 --> 00:16:42,367 Tell him he's handsome. 254 00:16:44,707 --> 00:16:47,676 She said not to bother calling him interesting or clever, 255 00:16:47,810 --> 00:16:50,540 because that's what their bosses and colleagues are for. 256 00:16:52,715 --> 00:16:56,583 But every man carries a secret dream of being handsome, 257 00:16:56,719 --> 00:16:59,882 and desperately yearns to be recognized as such. 258 00:17:05,895 --> 00:17:09,092 So I read your papers and, overall, they are an improvement. 259 00:17:09,232 --> 00:17:10,699 But... 260 00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:13,700 ... punctuation and structure are still... 261 00:17:13,836 --> 00:17:15,565 still a mess. 262 00:17:17,740 --> 00:17:19,207 Uh, so to remedy this, 263 00:17:19,342 --> 00:17:21,261 I will be offering private tutorials 264 00:17:21,262 --> 00:17:23,335 after class to anyone who's interested. 265 00:17:23,479 --> 00:17:26,141 The, um... schedule will begin 266 00:17:26,282 --> 00:17:28,443 in reverse alphabetical order, 267 00:17:28,584 --> 00:17:30,347 which means that, uh... 268 00:17:31,621 --> 00:17:34,055 ... Wexler, Caroline, 269 00:17:34,190 --> 00:17:35,680 you're up tonight. 270 00:17:57,046 --> 00:17:58,570 Oops, I'm sorry. 271 00:17:58,714 --> 00:18:01,547 - Oh, this is so wrong. - Oh, relax. 272 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:07,018 - I don't wanna be a father figure. - Oh, my God... 273 00:18:07,156 --> 00:18:09,056 I already have one of those, thank you. 274 00:18:09,892 --> 00:18:13,259 You promise me you won't tell anybody? - I promise. 275 00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:15,489 - Promise? - I promise, I promise. 276 00:18:34,684 --> 00:18:36,208 Before we go any further, 277 00:18:36,352 --> 00:18:38,843 I should tell you the story of Thurston and Rolly. 278 00:18:40,323 --> 00:18:42,655 ♪ God that was strange 279 00:18:42,792 --> 00:18:44,726 ♪ To see you again 280 00:18:44,860 --> 00:18:48,796 ♪ Introduced by a friend of a friend 281 00:18:48,931 --> 00:18:54,028 ♪ Smiled and said yes I think we've met before 282 00:18:55,037 --> 00:18:58,996 - Hey, you can't smoke in here. - Why? Those people are smoking. 283 00:19:00,042 --> 00:19:01,600 Yeah, but this is my house, 284 00:19:01,744 --> 00:19:03,644 and I get decide who can smoke, 285 00:19:03,779 --> 00:19:06,373 and you can't smoke. 286 00:19:12,822 --> 00:19:16,155 Hey, man, you probably shouldn't be doing that. 287 00:19:16,826 --> 00:19:19,659 Why not? It's my house I'm throwing 'em at. 288 00:19:21,163 --> 00:19:22,494 All right. 289 00:19:30,172 --> 00:19:34,700 ♪ This scar is a fleck on my porcelain skin 290 00:19:34,844 --> 00:19:36,311 ♪ Tried to reach deep 291 00:19:36,445 --> 00:19:39,175 ♪ But you couldn't get in 292 00:19:39,315 --> 00:19:41,545 ♪ Now you're outside me 293 00:19:41,684 --> 00:19:43,743 ♪ You see all the beauty 294 00:19:43,886 --> 00:19:46,013 ♪ Repent all your sin - Hi. 295 00:19:46,155 --> 00:19:47,349 Hi. 296 00:19:49,392 --> 00:19:52,361 ♪ It's nothing but time and a face 297 00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:54,053 ♪ That you lose 298 00:19:54,196 --> 00:19:56,130 ♪ I chose to feel it 299 00:20:00,202 --> 00:20:03,137 Fantastic. Fan-fucking-tastic, man. 300 00:20:03,272 --> 00:20:04,364 Yeah. 301 00:20:05,274 --> 00:20:06,901 What a great girl. 302 00:20:07,043 --> 00:20:08,738 Smart, funny... 303 00:20:08,878 --> 00:20:10,675 She has big lips. 304 00:20:10,813 --> 00:20:12,405 Ouch! 305 00:20:12,548 --> 00:20:14,106 You think she has a boyfriend? 306 00:20:15,051 --> 00:20:16,575 Oh, who gives a shit. 307 00:20:17,887 --> 00:20:20,549 Girl like that's born with a boyfriend, I guess. 308 00:20:21,490 --> 00:20:23,424 So you steal her away. 309 00:20:25,394 --> 00:20:26,884 - Yeah? - Yeah. 310 00:20:27,763 --> 00:20:29,253 Yeah, fuck, yeah. 311 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:34,426 - It's not always so easy, though. - Ah, man, if you're fated 312 00:20:34,570 --> 00:20:37,403 to be with a girl, you gotta fight for her. 313 00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:40,532 Yeah, but I don't really believe in all that shit. 314 00:20:40,676 --> 00:20:41,904 What? 315 00:20:42,578 --> 00:20:44,375 You don't believe in fate? 316 00:20:44,513 --> 00:20:46,276 - No. - Well, you... 317 00:20:46,415 --> 00:20:48,781 you believe in love, don't you? 318 00:20:48,918 --> 00:20:50,408 I mean, yeah, I guess. 319 00:20:51,921 --> 00:20:53,411 If you believe in love... 320 00:20:54,256 --> 00:20:56,053 ... you have to believe in fate. 321 00:20:58,427 --> 00:21:01,760 Trust me, okay, I think about this shit all the time. 322 00:21:30,860 --> 00:21:32,452 Oh... 323 00:21:35,564 --> 00:21:37,054 Thurston, wake up. 324 00:21:38,401 --> 00:21:40,266 - Wake up! - Ah... 325 00:21:40,403 --> 00:21:41,893 Oh, shit. 326 00:21:42,905 --> 00:21:44,930 - Oh... - Ah... 327 00:21:45,074 --> 00:21:46,564 - Okay. - Ah... 328 00:21:47,743 --> 00:21:49,870 Ah-ha-ha! Ah... 329 00:21:50,012 --> 00:21:51,604 - What's wrong? - My leg. 330 00:21:51,747 --> 00:21:53,078 - You all right? - My leg, 331 00:21:53,215 --> 00:21:55,445 - I think it's fucked-up real bad. - Oh... 332 00:21:55,584 --> 00:21:57,984 - What, "oh"? - Ah! 333 00:21:58,120 --> 00:22:00,645 Okay, listen-- 334 00:22:00,790 --> 00:22:02,257 Oh, I got drugs in my pocket. 335 00:22:02,391 --> 00:22:04,154 You gotta hide 'em before the police come, 336 00:22:04,293 --> 00:22:06,124 or I'm royally fucked. Thurston! 337 00:22:06,262 --> 00:22:07,889 - Sorry. Yeah, no, okay. - Ah... 338 00:22:09,098 --> 00:22:10,463 God dammit. 339 00:22:10,599 --> 00:22:12,931 You boys all right down there? I called the police. 340 00:22:13,068 --> 00:22:16,003 - They're on their way - Oh, no, we're okay, thank you. 341 00:22:16,138 --> 00:22:18,902 - Call back and tell them not to come. - You need any help? 342 00:22:19,041 --> 00:22:20,508 Uh, no, thank you! 343 00:22:20,643 --> 00:22:22,907 - What? - Mind you own fucking business! 344 00:22:23,045 --> 00:22:24,910 Go. 345 00:22:40,062 --> 00:22:43,759 Thurston told me that standing there in the middle of the forest, 346 00:22:43,899 --> 00:22:45,318 all the life suddenly went out of him 347 00:22:45,319 --> 00:22:48,097 and he was demoted from hero to victim. 348 00:22:48,237 --> 00:22:51,729 But with that shift of responsibility came a great peace. 349 00:23:02,918 --> 00:23:05,785 What Thurston didn't know was that a man in a grey suit - 350 00:23:05,921 --> 00:23:07,445 not the killer at all, 351 00:23:07,590 --> 00:23:11,082 but just some poor guy in the wrong place at the wrong time - 352 00:23:11,227 --> 00:23:13,695 was doing everything he could to save Rolly's life. 353 00:23:16,198 --> 00:23:19,190 Later the doctor said Rolly had been hemorrhaging internally 354 00:23:19,335 --> 00:23:21,701 and there was nothing anyone could've done. 355 00:23:24,507 --> 00:23:26,907 And though he could hear the distant sirens, 356 00:23:27,042 --> 00:23:30,034 Thurston knew that an ambulance can only go so fast. 357 00:23:30,179 --> 00:23:34,115 And even in the midst of all this, he was dreaming of us 358 00:23:34,250 --> 00:23:37,378 building a cabin in the mountains, away from it all. 359 00:23:38,721 --> 00:23:40,279 But that would have to wait, 360 00:23:40,422 --> 00:23:42,583 because his life was miracle of bad luck. 361 00:23:42,725 --> 00:23:44,693 And that's how Thurston fell in love 362 00:23:44,827 --> 00:23:47,387 and watched his friend die on the same night. 363 00:23:55,070 --> 00:23:56,594 Wake up! 364 00:23:56,739 --> 00:23:59,606 - Wake up, wake up, wake up! - Please stop. 365 00:23:59,742 --> 00:24:01,266 It's Sunday! 366 00:24:01,410 --> 00:24:04,902 - It's the Lord's day! - It's the day the Lord rested-- 367 00:24:05,047 --> 00:24:07,481 No, it's not. Guess what I did. 368 00:24:07,616 --> 00:24:09,345 - What? - Made breakfast for you. 369 00:24:09,485 --> 00:24:11,385 - What'd you make? - Happy eggs. 370 00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:13,044 Why are they happy? 371 00:24:13,188 --> 00:24:15,486 Because they're for you, 372 00:24:15,624 --> 00:24:18,559 mon professeur de les oeufs. 373 00:24:23,032 --> 00:24:24,863 - Aw... - Aw... 374 00:24:33,842 --> 00:24:35,469 That coffee's terrible, babe. 375 00:24:35,611 --> 00:24:38,774 Well, excuse me, I've never made coffee before. 376 00:24:38,914 --> 00:24:41,144 Really? You're in the gifted program; it should be easy. 377 00:24:42,051 --> 00:24:44,212 Sorry, Mr. A. 378 00:24:46,055 --> 00:24:48,421 Mm. Eggs are good, though. 379 00:24:48,557 --> 00:24:49,888 All right. 380 00:24:50,926 --> 00:24:53,019 All right, don't get cocky. 381 00:24:55,064 --> 00:24:57,396 Good morning, sir. Is Caroline home? 382 00:24:57,533 --> 00:24:59,592 No, no... she spent the night with some friends. 383 00:24:59,735 --> 00:25:01,168 She has friends? 384 00:25:02,905 --> 00:25:05,169 - What's your name, son? - Oh, I'm sorry, 385 00:25:05,307 --> 00:25:07,935 sometimes I misplace my manners. My name's Thurston. 386 00:25:08,077 --> 00:25:10,910 - Thurston. Mr. Wexler. - Nice to meet you, sir. 387 00:25:11,046 --> 00:25:12,877 - Good to meet you. - Uh... 388 00:25:13,015 --> 00:25:14,846 can I, uh, can I ask you something, 389 00:25:14,984 --> 00:25:16,713 - Mr. Wexler? - Sure. 390 00:25:17,853 --> 00:25:20,378 Do you feel like, uh, your daughter's happy here? 391 00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:26,556 Y -y-you trying to sell me something? - What? 392 00:25:26,695 --> 00:25:28,925 Why? Uh, no, I just, uh... 393 00:25:29,064 --> 00:25:30,588 Can I come in? 394 00:25:30,733 --> 00:25:32,098 No. 395 00:25:33,202 --> 00:25:35,466 Oh, sorry. Yeah, that's weird. 396 00:25:36,538 --> 00:25:39,871 I sometimes just wonder if Caroline's, uh... 397 00:25:40,009 --> 00:25:41,943 integrating well with people. 398 00:25:43,045 --> 00:25:44,034 Huh. 399 00:25:45,047 --> 00:25:47,811 I'm gonna close the door now, okay, Thurston? 400 00:25:47,950 --> 00:25:49,884 Right. Well, uh... 401 00:25:50,719 --> 00:25:53,244 - ... nice to meet you, sir. - See, we've already done that. 402 00:25:53,389 --> 00:25:54,879 So you can just go. 403 00:25:55,791 --> 00:25:57,418 - Okay. All right. - Okay. All right. 404 00:25:57,559 --> 00:25:58,651 Have a good day. 405 00:25:58,794 --> 00:26:00,261 - Yeah, you, too. - Okay. Bye. 406 00:26:00,396 --> 00:26:01,954 Bye. It was nice to meet you. 407 00:26:02,097 --> 00:26:03,223 Uh-huh. 408 00:26:10,072 --> 00:26:13,007 Today, we're gonna go over the scientific process. 409 00:26:16,445 --> 00:26:19,744 I see the usual crew of jokers are AWOL, so maybe we'll actually 410 00:26:19,882 --> 00:26:21,406 get something accomplished. 411 00:26:21,550 --> 00:26:24,280 The first step of any experiment... 412 00:26:24,420 --> 00:26:27,218 is to assemble the necessary tools. 413 00:26:27,356 --> 00:26:29,586 Charles, you got papers? 414 00:26:29,725 --> 00:26:30,885 - Check. - Next, 415 00:26:31,026 --> 00:26:32,926 review your thesis statement. 416 00:26:33,062 --> 00:26:36,498 What exactly are you trying to prove? 417 00:26:36,632 --> 00:26:38,065 I am completely confident 418 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,532 that something in this kitchen will get us high. 419 00:26:41,036 --> 00:26:43,334 Now let the experimenting begin. 420 00:26:44,206 --> 00:26:45,696 Pure vanilla extract. 421 00:27:27,850 --> 00:27:30,341 Well, now that you're all done, 422 00:27:30,486 --> 00:27:32,147 write up your results 423 00:27:32,287 --> 00:27:34,016 and clean your workspace. 424 00:27:36,024 --> 00:27:38,857 I hope this did something to expand your young minds. 425 00:27:42,865 --> 00:27:44,890 We gotta go to class. 426 00:27:45,033 --> 00:27:46,022 Why? 427 00:27:46,869 --> 00:27:49,394 If you guys skip Ms. Budge's class, you're gonna be screwed. 428 00:27:49,538 --> 00:27:51,199 Guys, I don't feel too good. 429 00:27:52,541 --> 00:27:53,872 Hey, um... 430 00:27:54,877 --> 00:27:57,038 ... do you guys think that maybe we could... 431 00:27:58,046 --> 00:28:00,378 ... talk about what happened to Rolly sometime? 432 00:28:01,216 --> 00:28:02,547 Sure, man. 433 00:28:03,385 --> 00:28:05,046 Is there anything you wanna say? 434 00:28:06,555 --> 00:28:08,045 I dunno, I just... 435 00:28:09,391 --> 00:28:12,189 - His funeral was-- - The funeral was bullshit. 436 00:28:12,327 --> 00:28:14,022 - It was fucked, right? - Yeah. 437 00:28:14,163 --> 00:28:15,687 It was weird. 438 00:28:15,831 --> 00:28:17,822 I didn't even know his name was Roland. 439 00:28:18,667 --> 00:28:21,397 I keep, uh... I keep having this dream 440 00:28:21,537 --> 00:28:24,335 where I see him standing outside my window. 441 00:28:26,341 --> 00:28:29,208 I am way too high to be dealing with this right now. 442 00:28:29,344 --> 00:28:31,005 Plus we need to go, man. 443 00:28:35,517 --> 00:28:37,041 Yeah. Sure. 444 00:28:37,186 --> 00:28:40,519 Sorry, I just had... a bad stoner moment. 445 00:28:41,356 --> 00:28:43,381 - Let's go to class. - Before I start, 446 00:28:43,525 --> 00:28:45,959 I wanna talk about something that's been affecting our community. 447 00:28:46,094 --> 00:28:47,618 Now, I know you're all young 448 00:28:47,763 --> 00:28:49,355 and indestructible... 449 00:28:50,866 --> 00:28:52,925 ... but another girl in Hargrove County 450 00:28:53,068 --> 00:28:56,299 has gone missing. So these curfews are for your own good. 451 00:28:56,438 --> 00:28:58,668 - Craig. Craig. - Yeah. 452 00:28:58,807 --> 00:29:00,297 You all right? 453 00:29:00,442 --> 00:29:02,273 Yeah, I'm... I'm fine. 454 00:29:03,212 --> 00:29:05,043 Then pay attention. 455 00:29:09,551 --> 00:29:11,985 - Oh, my God. - What? 456 00:29:12,988 --> 00:29:15,650 Oh, my God, Angie, go and get the school nurse now! 457 00:29:16,491 --> 00:29:19,654 - Wh-wh-wh-what are you talking about? - Everybody, 458 00:29:19,795 --> 00:29:22,423 just, um, give him... give him some room to breathe. 459 00:29:22,564 --> 00:29:25,158 - What's wrong with you people?! - Craig! 460 00:29:34,009 --> 00:29:36,239 - Oh. - Craig! 461 00:29:38,113 --> 00:29:41,844 The doctor said it was some kind of drug-induced seizure. 462 00:29:42,684 --> 00:29:44,675 You know, there's a real problem at this school, 463 00:29:44,820 --> 00:29:47,380 and no one has the courage to talk about it. 464 00:29:49,358 --> 00:29:51,553 Yes? 465 00:29:51,693 --> 00:29:54,628 - I'm here for him. - Oh, is it time 466 00:29:54,763 --> 00:29:57,027 - for your tutorial already? - Mm-hmm. 467 00:29:57,165 --> 00:29:58,928 So you tutor now? 468 00:29:59,067 --> 00:30:01,228 - Ah... - You some kind of super teacher? 469 00:30:01,370 --> 00:30:03,531 He goes way above the call of duty. 470 00:30:04,706 --> 00:30:06,958 Yeah, well, he can't help you today, 'cause he promised he'd help me 471 00:30:06,959 --> 00:30:10,101 with the track team. Isn't that right, Barry? 472 00:30:10,245 --> 00:30:11,872 That's right. 473 00:30:12,014 --> 00:30:16,417 Um, I've been waiting here and I would like to be tutored. 474 00:30:16,551 --> 00:30:18,917 Well, you're gonna have to learn to live with disappointment. 475 00:30:20,055 --> 00:30:22,421 - Fuck you, gym bitch. - What'd you say? 476 00:30:22,557 --> 00:30:24,218 - Caroline. - What? 477 00:30:25,794 --> 00:30:29,594 I'm sorry, Miss Wexler, but we're going to have to reschedule. 478 00:30:30,899 --> 00:30:32,366 Don't bother. 479 00:30:35,570 --> 00:30:37,060 She called me a bitch. 480 00:30:52,254 --> 00:30:54,722 After that, I rode out to the old satellite dish, 481 00:30:54,856 --> 00:30:57,825 where I sat and pondered what turns of fate had brought me 482 00:30:57,960 --> 00:30:59,757 to such a reprehensible place in life. 483 00:30:59,895 --> 00:31:02,625 ♪ Red oak 484 00:31:02,764 --> 00:31:05,892 ♪ Sugar 485 00:31:06,034 --> 00:31:07,968 ♪ And Korean dogwood 486 00:31:08,103 --> 00:31:11,470 I knew that Mr. Anderson was nervous about our relationship. 487 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:14,304 Though our age difference was only two years more 488 00:31:14,443 --> 00:31:16,741 than the one between my father and my mom. 489 00:31:16,878 --> 00:31:19,745 ♪ Lit by mission moonlight 490 00:31:19,881 --> 00:31:22,247 ♪ Kangas on that hillside 491 00:31:23,385 --> 00:31:25,751 Before long, the sound of the wind in the grass 492 00:31:25,887 --> 00:31:27,912 lulled me into slumber. 493 00:31:28,056 --> 00:31:30,616 And though dreams are by definition strange, 494 00:31:30,759 --> 00:31:33,728 the dream I slipped into was particularly odd, 495 00:31:33,862 --> 00:31:37,298 because it was not my own, but someone else's. 496 00:31:37,432 --> 00:31:40,560 I dreamt that Thurston and I were living in mountain cabin 497 00:31:40,702 --> 00:31:42,727 far from the world. I churned butter 498 00:31:42,871 --> 00:31:46,068 while he chopped wood and we lived only for love. 499 00:31:47,175 --> 00:31:51,134 One blue day, Thurston hired an airplane to write my name in the sky. 500 00:31:52,748 --> 00:31:55,478 But either the pilot was drunk, or I had married an illiterate, 501 00:31:55,617 --> 00:31:57,448 because the word that he spelled 502 00:31:57,586 --> 00:32:00,453 was just an illegible jumble of consonants and vowels. 503 00:32:03,925 --> 00:32:07,053 I knew than that our love was not some idealized state, 504 00:32:07,195 --> 00:32:09,163 but a union of secrets and flaws, 505 00:32:09,297 --> 00:32:11,925 and it broke my heart to think such things. 506 00:32:21,910 --> 00:32:23,138 Hello. 507 00:32:23,278 --> 00:32:24,802 Oh, hey, baby. 508 00:32:24,946 --> 00:32:27,107 How's the track team doing? 509 00:32:27,249 --> 00:32:28,978 Ah... Look, I'm sorry about that. 510 00:32:29,117 --> 00:32:31,779 It's just, you know, things are starting to look 511 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:33,751 - a little suspicious. - Have you fucked her yet? 512 00:32:33,889 --> 00:32:36,619 No! No. We're at some... 513 00:32:36,758 --> 00:32:38,225 cheapo restaurant 514 00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:40,954 where they keep bringing out sparklers and singing Happy Birthday. 515 00:32:41,096 --> 00:32:44,532 Caroline, look, I-I-I'm a single guy living in a small town of gossips. 516 00:32:44,666 --> 00:32:46,327 I gotta go out with somebody sometime. 517 00:32:46,468 --> 00:32:49,904 Yeah, well, how would you like it if I did that? 518 00:32:50,038 --> 00:32:51,630 Yeah, you... Yeah. 519 00:32:51,773 --> 00:32:53,331 You probably should. 520 00:32:54,276 --> 00:32:57,336 Oh, you're saying I should date some high school idiot? 521 00:32:57,479 --> 00:33:00,073 Yeah. I dunno, look, it's really loud in here, 522 00:33:00,215 --> 00:33:03,616 - and you're cracking up. - Oh, no, no, no, don't do this. 523 00:33:03,752 --> 00:33:05,341 - I can't... - Caroline, you're cracking up. 524 00:33:05,342 --> 00:33:07,564 I promise you I'll call you later, okay? 525 00:33:07,565 --> 00:33:07,917 But... 526 00:33:25,607 --> 00:33:27,404 Okay, just a second. 527 00:33:32,948 --> 00:33:35,542 Hi. Is Thurston home? 528 00:33:35,684 --> 00:33:38,380 Yes. Come on in. 529 00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:41,455 - Thank you. - Uh... Lily? 530 00:33:41,590 --> 00:33:44,821 - Go tell Thurston that his friend... - Caroline. 531 00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:47,087 ... Caroline is here. 532 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:55,736 I hope you don't mind me saying this, but you are a beautiful young lady. 533 00:33:55,871 --> 00:33:57,964 Oh... Thank you. 534 00:34:00,275 --> 00:34:02,505 - I love your hair. - Do you? 535 00:34:02,644 --> 00:34:04,441 It's usually horrible. 536 00:34:04,579 --> 00:34:06,046 Oh, mine's like straw. 537 00:34:06,181 --> 00:34:08,411 - No, it's so pretty. - Oh... 538 00:34:09,451 --> 00:34:12,648 Oh. Okay, well, I'll leave you two. 539 00:34:15,557 --> 00:34:17,889 - Hey. - Hey. 540 00:34:18,026 --> 00:34:20,256 I hope my mom didn't say anything embarrassing. 541 00:34:20,395 --> 00:34:21,919 Oh, no, she's nice. 542 00:34:22,063 --> 00:34:24,759 Although she did say you still wet the bed, so... 543 00:34:24,900 --> 00:34:26,299 What? 544 00:34:26,434 --> 00:34:28,698 Just kidding. Bad joke. 545 00:34:28,837 --> 00:34:31,772 Oh... well, 'cause, I mean, I do still wet the bed 546 00:34:31,907 --> 00:34:34,102 and I was wondering how you knew that. 547 00:34:34,242 --> 00:34:35,504 Mm. 548 00:34:37,379 --> 00:34:38,539 Yeah... 549 00:34:39,414 --> 00:34:41,780 Well, we've got a real... 550 00:34:41,917 --> 00:34:44,181 Algonquin Table wit going on here, don't we? 551 00:34:44,319 --> 00:34:45,911 What table? 552 00:34:47,088 --> 00:34:49,079 Anyway, I think you're cute, 553 00:34:49,224 --> 00:34:51,192 and I wanna go out with you. 554 00:34:51,927 --> 00:34:53,758 - Really? - Yes. Yeah. Okay, let's go. 555 00:34:53,895 --> 00:34:55,192 Okay. Uh, hey, Mom, 556 00:34:55,330 --> 00:34:57,594 - I'll be back in a bit. - Nice to meet you! 557 00:35:11,146 --> 00:35:14,377 So, um, do you have any... condoms? 558 00:35:15,383 --> 00:35:17,510 Uh... no, I... I didn't, uh, 559 00:35:17,652 --> 00:35:19,119 think to bring any. 560 00:35:19,254 --> 00:35:20,380 Oh. 561 00:35:20,889 --> 00:35:23,221 Well, I guess you're gonna miss out, then. 562 00:35:24,459 --> 00:35:26,393 Fuck. Uh... 563 00:35:27,562 --> 00:35:30,326 Well, uh, we could... we could get some from Paul's. 564 00:35:30,465 --> 00:35:33,093 Just fuckin' with you. I have some in my bag, actually. 565 00:35:33,902 --> 00:35:36,393 Oh... okay. Great. 566 00:35:37,739 --> 00:35:40,264 Okay, here, just put it on fast. 567 00:35:40,408 --> 00:35:43,377 Okay. Uh, do you mind if I put on some... 568 00:35:43,511 --> 00:35:45,570 - music or something? - Ah... 569 00:35:45,714 --> 00:35:47,807 Put it... A little... 570 00:35:47,949 --> 00:35:50,679 I'm kinda nervous. 571 00:35:50,819 --> 00:35:53,185 Thurston, there is a seatbelt stabbing into my ovaries. 572 00:35:53,321 --> 00:35:56,586 I think it might be a little late for... romance and stuff. 573 00:35:58,426 --> 00:35:59,586 Okay. 574 00:36:01,263 --> 00:36:02,753 All right, fine. 575 00:36:05,433 --> 00:36:07,594 Okay, here it goes. 576 00:36:10,772 --> 00:36:11,704 Okay? 577 00:36:13,375 --> 00:36:14,535 Come on. 578 00:36:15,210 --> 00:36:16,370 Just... 579 00:36:38,066 --> 00:36:39,397 I'm sorry. 580 00:36:39,901 --> 00:36:41,391 Don't be sorry. 581 00:36:42,737 --> 00:36:44,068 You okay? 582 00:36:45,407 --> 00:36:46,567 Yeah. 583 00:37:00,088 --> 00:37:01,248 Ahem. 584 00:37:01,756 --> 00:37:02,916 Well... 585 00:37:15,870 --> 00:37:17,201 Fuck. 586 00:37:17,539 --> 00:37:19,905 - Did you hear that? - I don't know. 587 00:37:20,041 --> 00:37:22,134 What the fuck? 588 00:37:22,277 --> 00:37:24,541 Someone is throwing shit at the car. 589 00:37:25,380 --> 00:37:29,840 Do you think you could, uh, go figure out what the fuck that was? 590 00:37:32,687 --> 00:37:35,383 Do you mind playing the role of the man here maybe? 591 00:37:36,057 --> 00:37:38,548 Let's just get the fuck outta here. 592 00:37:40,395 --> 00:37:41,953 Fine. 593 00:37:44,566 --> 00:37:46,261 How'd it go? 594 00:37:46,401 --> 00:37:47,732 I dunno. 595 00:37:48,069 --> 00:37:49,297 We had sex. 596 00:37:50,238 --> 00:37:51,227 Oh. 597 00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:53,571 Oh, dear. 598 00:37:54,442 --> 00:37:55,796 So for those of you who finished with Jane Austen, 599 00:37:55,797 --> 00:37:59,903 feel free to start with Faulkner. Otherwise, read, read, read. 600 00:37:59,904 --> 00:38:02,613 Caroline, could I see you after class, please? 601 00:38:02,751 --> 00:38:05,083 - I don't know if I have time. - Make time? 602 00:38:06,421 --> 00:38:08,412 So how was Ms. Budge in the sack? 603 00:38:08,556 --> 00:38:10,990 - Did she wear her whistle? - Actually, I spent half the evening 604 00:38:11,126 --> 00:38:13,822 talking her out of suspending you for calling her "gym bitch." 605 00:38:15,563 --> 00:38:17,360 Look. For the first time, you're acting your age; 606 00:38:17,499 --> 00:38:18,727 and it really doesn't suit you. 607 00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:21,532 Oh, right back at you, Mr. Polanski. 608 00:38:23,371 --> 00:38:25,498 This is great. 609 00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:26,868 You're... 610 00:38:29,911 --> 00:38:32,505 ... great, but... but you gotta be aware 611 00:38:32,647 --> 00:38:34,581 that people are watching me. 612 00:38:36,050 --> 00:38:37,451 Does it make you feel special? 613 00:38:37,452 --> 00:38:39,247 Could we stop with the sarcasm, please? 614 00:38:39,387 --> 00:38:40,547 Sorry. 615 00:38:41,055 --> 00:38:43,387 I wanna spend the weekend with you at my place. 616 00:38:43,525 --> 00:38:45,425 I'll cook dinner, we'll play board games-- 617 00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:47,755 Really? Just us alone? 618 00:38:47,896 --> 00:38:50,922 - Yep, no gym teachers for miles. - Mm, good. 619 00:38:51,065 --> 00:38:52,225 Here. 620 00:38:54,402 --> 00:38:55,960 What's that? 621 00:38:56,104 --> 00:38:58,629 This... is my novel. 622 00:38:58,773 --> 00:39:00,764 Well, first 70 pages, anyway. 623 00:39:00,909 --> 00:39:04,003 My agent is the only one who's read it; he thinks it's the best thing 624 00:39:04,145 --> 00:39:06,670 I've ever done. I-I-I'm so inspired when I'm with you. 625 00:39:06,815 --> 00:39:09,409 I want you to read it, tell me what you think. 626 00:39:10,251 --> 00:39:12,845 I think you should, uh... lock the door. 627 00:39:14,155 --> 00:39:15,713 Oh, yeah, Miss Wexler? 628 00:39:15,857 --> 00:39:18,087 Lock it, Shakespeare. 629 00:39:27,402 --> 00:39:29,336 Ugh. Slut. 630 00:39:31,372 --> 00:39:32,574 What'd you call me? 631 00:39:32,575 --> 00:39:35,035 I think I just called you a slut, slut. 632 00:39:36,311 --> 00:39:37,539 Why? 633 00:39:38,379 --> 00:39:41,075 Because everyone knows you've banged, like, 40 different guys 634 00:39:41,216 --> 00:39:42,706 since you came here. 635 00:39:44,552 --> 00:39:45,712 Really? 636 00:39:46,221 --> 00:39:47,381 Forty? 637 00:39:47,522 --> 00:39:50,252 Okay, let's just say I have banged 40 guys - 638 00:39:50,391 --> 00:39:52,256 what's the problem? 639 00:39:52,393 --> 00:39:54,918 You're just jealous 'cause you've been, uh... 640 00:39:55,063 --> 00:39:58,726 brainwashed by puritanical assholes who believe sex is a sin. 641 00:39:59,567 --> 00:40:01,933 Then again, your, uh, little... 642 00:40:02,070 --> 00:40:03,537 gerbil-sized brain 643 00:40:03,671 --> 00:40:07,232 has been reprogrammed by the media to believe sex is the be-all/end-all. 644 00:40:07,375 --> 00:40:10,344 So now you're stuck, right? 'Cause on one hand, you love to fuck, 645 00:40:10,478 --> 00:40:13,276 but afterwards you feel overwhelmed by guilt and you're not sure why. 646 00:40:13,414 --> 00:40:15,634 Maybe it's because sex is neither as good or as evil as 647 00:40:15,635 --> 00:40:17,748 you've built it up to be. 648 00:40:21,422 --> 00:40:22,980 Shut up, slut. 649 00:40:23,424 --> 00:40:25,415 Jenny...! Seriously. 650 00:40:26,761 --> 00:40:27,700 Listen to me. 651 00:40:27,701 --> 00:40:31,799 The highlight of your entire life... 652 00:40:31,933 --> 00:40:33,764 is gonna be your yearbook photo. 653 00:40:34,269 --> 00:40:36,760 You are already nostalgic for shit 654 00:40:36,905 --> 00:40:38,172 that has not even happened yet, 655 00:40:38,173 --> 00:40:41,141 'cause you have so precious little to look forward to. 656 00:40:41,276 --> 00:40:43,608 You're gonna spend the first half of your life planning your wedding, 657 00:40:43,745 --> 00:40:45,406 you're gonna spend the second half regretting it. 658 00:40:45,547 --> 00:40:48,983 And if I were you, and thank God I'm not 'cause you have terrible hair, 659 00:40:49,117 --> 00:40:52,712 I would stop and I would reconsider your whole value system, 660 00:40:52,854 --> 00:40:54,981 because everything you know... 661 00:40:55,123 --> 00:40:56,613 is wrong. 662 00:41:30,258 --> 00:41:31,782 I'm such a bitch. 663 00:41:31,926 --> 00:41:35,794 Okay, so I guess I've avoided talking about myself for long enough. 664 00:41:35,930 --> 00:41:37,686 All I really know is that I'm just about 665 00:41:37,687 --> 00:41:39,593 the moodiest girl in the world. 666 00:41:39,734 --> 00:41:42,965 ♪ I can't see anything at all 667 00:41:43,104 --> 00:41:44,628 ♪ All I see is me 668 00:41:45,773 --> 00:41:47,297 ♪ That's clear enough 669 00:41:47,442 --> 00:41:49,376 ♪ That's what's important 670 00:41:49,510 --> 00:41:51,068 ♪ To see me 671 00:41:51,746 --> 00:41:53,805 ♪ My eyes can focus 672 00:41:53,948 --> 00:41:54,937 ♪ My brain is talking 673 00:41:55,083 --> 00:41:57,608 ♪ It looks pretty good to me 674 00:42:01,122 --> 00:42:04,114 I swear to God, sometimes I get super depressed. 675 00:42:05,126 --> 00:42:06,650 A year after my mom died, 676 00:42:06,794 --> 00:42:09,786 I found a photo album with all these pictures of my family. 677 00:42:20,241 --> 00:42:23,108 It was weird to see us so happy, 678 00:42:23,244 --> 00:42:25,109 still looking forward to something, 679 00:42:25,246 --> 00:42:27,578 with no idea what was about to happen. 680 00:42:41,429 --> 00:42:43,693 Anyway, for two weeks afterwards, I was so depressed, 681 00:42:43,831 --> 00:42:46,766 I couldn't even leave my room, I was so sad. 682 00:42:48,102 --> 00:42:50,627 My dad took me to a doctor who said I was suffering 683 00:42:50,772 --> 00:42:53,297 from lack of serotonin to the brain. 684 00:42:53,441 --> 00:42:57,605 They gave me pills and I zombied out for six months and watched game shows. 685 00:43:09,123 --> 00:43:11,717 I know you probably think I'm a manipulative bitch 686 00:43:11,859 --> 00:43:15,386 for sleeping with two guys, but try looking at it this way: 687 00:43:16,397 --> 00:43:19,764 the sexual revolution is just like any other revolution - 688 00:43:19,901 --> 00:43:21,892 there's gonna be casualties. 689 00:43:22,904 --> 00:43:25,805 - Good evening, Mr. Wexler. - She's busy studying. 690 00:43:27,575 --> 00:43:29,338 Can I just say a quick hello? 691 00:43:29,477 --> 00:43:30,944 Absolutely not. 692 00:43:32,413 --> 00:43:36,247 Well, it's just that I, uh... I brought her all these cupcakes. 693 00:43:36,384 --> 00:43:39,251 My mom baked them and I thought it would be a nice gesture. 694 00:43:39,387 --> 00:43:40,820 Well, I'm not paying for those. 695 00:43:42,256 --> 00:43:43,746 No, no, it's a gift. 696 00:43:46,427 --> 00:43:47,951 I'll make sure she gets 'em. 697 00:43:48,096 --> 00:43:49,927 - Closing the door-- - Whoa, hey, she... she could 698 00:43:50,064 --> 00:43:51,895 at least have the courtesy to say something. 699 00:43:52,033 --> 00:43:54,194 I mean, y-you can't treat people like this. 700 00:43:54,335 --> 00:43:56,769 - Get your foot out of our doorstep. - Did you hear that, Caroline?! 701 00:43:56,904 --> 00:43:58,963 - You can't treat me like this! - Stop making a fuss. 702 00:43:59,107 --> 00:44:00,972 Get your foot out of my doorway. 703 00:44:03,111 --> 00:44:06,103 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm just... 704 00:44:08,616 --> 00:44:10,106 I'm just all fucked-up. 705 00:44:11,252 --> 00:44:12,719 I know, son. 706 00:44:14,889 --> 00:44:16,584 Now get off my property. 707 00:44:29,036 --> 00:44:30,731 I got rid of him for you. 708 00:44:30,872 --> 00:44:32,396 Oh, thanks, Daddy. 709 00:44:34,208 --> 00:44:37,109 You're not, uh, you're not meeting him 710 00:44:37,245 --> 00:44:39,406 - on this weekend of yours, are you? - No. 711 00:44:39,547 --> 00:44:41,242 I told you, it's all girls. 712 00:44:41,382 --> 00:44:43,957 'Cause I know it's none of my business but I really just don't want you 713 00:44:43,958 --> 00:44:46,035 - seeing this guy. - Dad, I just asked you 714 00:44:46,036 --> 00:44:49,917 to get rid of him. Show a little... trust. 715 00:44:51,025 --> 00:44:52,686 His mom makes really good cupcakes. 716 00:44:54,796 --> 00:44:56,491 What do you mean, it didn't work? 717 00:44:56,931 --> 00:45:00,298 Just like I said, I don't think her father likes me. 718 00:45:00,434 --> 00:45:03,426 - Why wouldn't he like you? - I don't know. 719 00:45:04,939 --> 00:45:07,635 I can't believe he kept the cupcakes. 720 00:45:10,778 --> 00:45:13,110 I'm gonna go over there and take care of this. 721 00:45:13,247 --> 00:45:16,011 - Mom, no. I don't think that's a very good idea. 722 00:45:16,150 --> 00:45:16,855 I mean-- 723 00:45:16,856 --> 00:45:19,082 Look, if I do this for you, you promise me, 724 00:45:19,220 --> 00:45:21,313 you never treat a woman like your father did. 725 00:45:21,455 --> 00:45:24,447 You never cheat on her. You treat her like homespun gold. 726 00:45:24,592 --> 00:45:27,254 - Yeah, of course, Mom. - Watch Lily for me. 727 00:45:27,395 --> 00:45:29,693 Wait, you're not gonna do anything embarrassing, are you? 728 00:45:31,065 --> 00:45:33,431 I'm your mother. I don't do anything embarrassing. 729 00:45:33,568 --> 00:45:35,559 I'm too shagadelic for that. 730 00:45:40,408 --> 00:45:41,739 Good Lord. 731 00:45:48,249 --> 00:45:51,412 One, two, three... hide! 732 00:45:52,420 --> 00:45:54,615 99, 98... 733 00:45:54,755 --> 00:45:57,724 97, 96... 734 00:45:57,859 --> 00:45:59,417 Candygram! 735 00:46:05,099 --> 00:46:06,657 This weed is wheelchair shit. 736 00:46:06,801 --> 00:46:09,031 Seizures all around tonight, boys. 737 00:46:09,937 --> 00:46:11,928 Hi. Mr. Wexler? 738 00:46:12,073 --> 00:46:13,665 Yeah. 739 00:46:13,808 --> 00:46:15,935 I'm Enid Goldberg. 740 00:46:16,978 --> 00:46:18,536 Thurston's mom. 741 00:46:18,679 --> 00:46:19,873 Oh. 742 00:46:20,214 --> 00:46:21,272 Oh. 743 00:46:22,717 --> 00:46:25,880 I made you some more cupcakes. I thought we could talk. 744 00:46:29,891 --> 00:46:31,358 Yeah... Sure, yeah, of course. 745 00:46:31,492 --> 00:46:34,859 Would you like to come in and... and... have a drink? 746 00:46:35,897 --> 00:46:36,921 Yes. 747 00:46:37,064 --> 00:46:39,726 Thank you so much, yeah. 748 00:46:49,577 --> 00:46:53,240 If you tell anyone I did that, I'll kill your whole family. 749 00:46:54,248 --> 00:46:55,408 Okay. 750 00:47:16,704 --> 00:47:19,172 - What? - You haven't told anyone about us, 751 00:47:19,307 --> 00:47:21,867 - have you? - Ah! Stop being so paranoid. 752 00:47:34,889 --> 00:47:36,379 I should find Lily. 753 00:47:37,558 --> 00:47:39,719 - Stop being so paranoid. - Yeah, man. 754 00:47:39,860 --> 00:47:41,725 Just put on some music. 755 00:47:48,235 --> 00:47:51,568 It happened about four years ago and she, uh... 756 00:47:52,406 --> 00:47:54,135 ... she was diagnosed with breast cancer. 757 00:47:55,076 --> 00:47:58,443 Throat cancer, even though she never smoked a day in her life. 758 00:47:58,579 --> 00:48:01,446 And then she passed on about six months after that. 759 00:48:01,582 --> 00:48:03,072 Ah, it's too much. 760 00:48:03,818 --> 00:48:05,752 - I'm sorry. - Thank you. 761 00:48:06,654 --> 00:48:08,383 You know, the frightening thing 762 00:48:08,522 --> 00:48:12,014 is that Caroline looks exactly like her. I mean exactly. 763 00:48:12,860 --> 00:48:14,350 Caroline is beautiful. 764 00:48:14,495 --> 00:48:17,089 Thank you. 765 00:48:17,231 --> 00:48:20,860 But it's very scary being the father of a teenage daughter like her. 766 00:48:24,205 --> 00:48:26,070 - Do you want some more? - Oh, no. 767 00:48:26,207 --> 00:48:27,834 Oh, well, maybe a little bit. 768 00:48:27,975 --> 00:48:28,999 Well... 769 00:48:33,714 --> 00:48:35,579 Yeah, what about... 770 00:48:35,716 --> 00:48:37,183 your husband? 771 00:48:37,885 --> 00:48:41,218 Uh, he passed a few years ago. 772 00:48:43,391 --> 00:48:44,688 He died? 773 00:48:45,726 --> 00:48:49,059 Well, I don't know, but I'd like to think so. 774 00:48:53,434 --> 00:48:57,564 - I hope he's dead in hell. - Oh, no, Enid, come on. 775 00:48:57,705 --> 00:48:59,229 Well, why not? 776 00:48:59,373 --> 00:49:01,398 Yeah, why not. 777 00:49:03,077 --> 00:49:05,375 He was a musician and, um... 778 00:49:05,513 --> 00:49:08,641 that is really romantic when you are 17, 779 00:49:08,783 --> 00:49:11,251 but he was always gone on tour 780 00:49:11,385 --> 00:49:15,378 and... and then a few years ago, he just... 781 00:49:15,523 --> 00:49:17,013 stopped coming home. 782 00:49:21,095 --> 00:49:23,029 I don't why I'm laughing. 783 00:49:24,698 --> 00:49:26,222 Yes, I do. 784 00:49:26,367 --> 00:49:27,994 I'm drunk. 785 00:49:30,704 --> 00:49:32,124 Well, I have absolutely no idea 786 00:49:32,125 --> 00:49:35,368 why anybody would stop coming home to you. 787 00:49:37,912 --> 00:49:39,106 Ah... 788 00:49:46,087 --> 00:49:48,055 My son, Thurston... 789 00:49:48,189 --> 00:49:49,656 Yes. 790 00:49:49,790 --> 00:49:53,521 ... he's a really smart boy. He's just... had a hard time. 791 00:49:53,661 --> 00:49:55,219 I'm sorry. 792 00:49:55,896 --> 00:49:58,888 I judged him too quickly, I... 793 00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:08,299 Would you like to dance with me? 794 00:50:09,243 --> 00:50:10,574 Oh, yes. 795 00:50:11,412 --> 00:50:12,401 Yeah. 796 00:50:13,247 --> 00:50:15,112 Do you ever think about God? 797 00:50:15,249 --> 00:50:17,080 Sometimes, in church. 798 00:50:19,753 --> 00:50:21,414 What do you think he looks like? 799 00:50:22,256 --> 00:50:23,780 Kinda like Santa Claus, 800 00:50:23,924 --> 00:50:26,654 but with a beard made of clouds and stuff. 801 00:50:26,794 --> 00:50:30,286 And instead of being fat, he's got really good abs. 802 00:50:30,431 --> 00:50:31,955 Yeah, I think you're right. 803 00:50:33,934 --> 00:50:36,266 What's that? Run! 804 00:50:40,274 --> 00:50:41,969 ♪ I realize 805 00:50:43,611 --> 00:50:45,977 ♪ It ain't wise to idealize 806 00:50:46,113 --> 00:50:47,978 ♪ Or put your life 807 00:50:48,115 --> 00:50:50,606 ♪ In the hands of any struggle 808 00:51:12,907 --> 00:51:15,171 - Keep up. - Did you just hear something? 809 00:51:15,309 --> 00:51:17,971 Have you ever thought about growing a moustache? 810 00:51:18,112 --> 00:51:21,878 I'm not 100% sure I can. Maybe after my birthday. 811 00:51:23,250 --> 00:51:26,947 Hey, Thomas, what do you think the end of the world will look like? 812 00:51:27,087 --> 00:51:29,453 Do you think it's just like when you shut off the TV? 813 00:51:29,590 --> 00:51:31,956 ♪ Sifting in the sand like a hymn within 814 00:51:32,092 --> 00:51:33,821 - ♪ To help us understand - Thomas? 815 00:51:34,929 --> 00:51:37,090 - Thomas!! - ♪ Heaven awaits 816 00:51:38,599 --> 00:51:41,090 ♪ We're making our last stand 817 00:51:41,235 --> 00:51:45,604 ♪ Glory bound and sparrow in our hand 818 00:52:19,406 --> 00:52:21,738 Baby, do you not wanna go to school today? 819 00:52:22,409 --> 00:52:23,774 Mm-hmm. 820 00:52:23,911 --> 00:52:25,776 Are you sure? 821 00:52:28,916 --> 00:52:30,076 Okay. 822 00:53:20,401 --> 00:53:21,817 - You look beautiful. - You had your mom 823 00:53:21,818 --> 00:53:23,609 come to my house to beg for another date? 824 00:53:23,610 --> 00:53:26,134 - That is so pathetic! - Yes, I agree. 825 00:53:26,573 --> 00:53:27,608 You're such a weirdo. 826 00:53:27,609 --> 00:53:29,903 - Yes, I know this! - What is your problem? 827 00:53:30,044 --> 00:53:31,375 I don't know! I don't know. 828 00:53:31,512 --> 00:53:34,072 Well, you're fucked, 'cause my dad is forcing me to go out with you, 829 00:53:34,214 --> 00:53:36,546 so let's just get this over with, all right? 830 00:53:36,684 --> 00:53:38,549 Pick me up at 8:00. 831 00:53:38,686 --> 00:53:40,085 Okay. 832 00:53:40,754 --> 00:53:42,244 I-I'll call you! 833 00:53:49,096 --> 00:53:50,961 - Hey, baby. - Hello. 834 00:53:51,098 --> 00:53:52,505 I am so fucking happy right now. 835 00:53:52,506 --> 00:53:53,784 My book is coming along great. 836 00:53:53,785 --> 00:53:55,990 It's all because of you. Now get over here. 837 00:53:57,104 --> 00:53:58,799 Caroline, your friend is here! 838 00:53:58,939 --> 00:54:02,067 Coming! Uh, gotta go out with this loser, 839 00:54:02,209 --> 00:54:03,972 but afterwards I'll come right over, okay? 840 00:54:04,111 --> 00:54:05,942 You have a date? Who's it with? 841 00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:07,775 Come on, you gotta tell me. 842 00:54:08,449 --> 00:54:11,247 - Why, are you jealous? - Yeah, of course I'm jealous. 843 00:54:11,385 --> 00:54:12,582 Some guy's taking out my girl. Who is it? 844 00:54:12,583 --> 00:54:15,082 Come on, tell me. Tell me, tell me... 845 00:54:16,724 --> 00:54:18,658 Thurston Goldberg. 846 00:54:19,393 --> 00:54:20,621 No way. 847 00:54:21,729 --> 00:54:23,663 That is fantastic! 848 00:54:23,797 --> 00:54:25,594 You gotta read one of his papers sometimes. 849 00:54:25,733 --> 00:54:27,391 - They are classic. - I gotta go. 850 00:54:27,434 --> 00:54:29,334 All right, well, look, ditch him fast. 851 00:54:29,470 --> 00:54:30,960 I got wine, I got candles... 852 00:54:31,105 --> 00:54:32,422 - Okay. Be there soon. - All right. 853 00:54:32,423 --> 00:54:35,441 - Come on, hurry. - Okay. Bye. 854 00:54:35,576 --> 00:54:37,840 I guess I don't really know that much about golf. 855 00:54:37,978 --> 00:54:38,979 - No? - I've been mini-golfing before, 856 00:54:38,980 --> 00:54:41,377 - but that's... - Not... not quite the same. 857 00:54:41,515 --> 00:54:44,916 No. No, it's not. 858 00:54:45,052 --> 00:54:46,246 H-how's your mom? 859 00:54:46,387 --> 00:54:49,447 Oh, great. Yeah. She... she cut my hair today, actually. 860 00:54:49,590 --> 00:54:50,852 Cut your hair? Yeah. 861 00:54:50,991 --> 00:54:53,459 Yeah, look at that. She did a good job. That's nice. 862 00:54:53,594 --> 00:54:54,754 - You think so? - Oh, yeah. 863 00:54:54,895 --> 00:54:56,692 I think she kinda screwed the back-- 864 00:54:56,830 --> 00:54:58,422 - The back? Let me see. - Ahem! 865 00:54:59,433 --> 00:55:00,923 We goin' out, or what? 866 00:55:05,105 --> 00:55:07,232 - I guess... I guess we're going out. - I ain't going. 867 00:55:07,374 --> 00:55:08,204 All right, well, thanks for the beer. 868 00:55:08,205 --> 00:55:10,773 - All right. See you later, son. - See ya. 869 00:55:41,375 --> 00:55:43,775 Okay, where are we going? What are we doing? 870 00:55:44,912 --> 00:55:46,436 Okay, well, um, first of all, 871 00:55:46,580 --> 00:55:49,481 I think that we probably should not have sex together tonight. 872 00:55:49,616 --> 00:55:51,846 I think that's maybe where we went wrong last time. 873 00:55:51,985 --> 00:55:54,670 Okay. That wasn't going to happen anyway. 874 00:55:54,671 --> 00:55:56,421 Look, I know you like me. 875 00:55:56,557 --> 00:56:00,618 I know that that sounds strange because of how cruel you are to me, 876 00:56:00,761 --> 00:56:02,558 - but I... - That does sound strange. 877 00:56:02,696 --> 00:56:05,460 ... but I think that's why you had sex with me so fast. 878 00:56:05,599 --> 00:56:08,762 And, by the way, that was my first time, so... 879 00:56:08,902 --> 00:56:11,530 - You're kidding? - I will get better... 880 00:56:11,672 --> 00:56:13,469 as our relationship progresses. 881 00:56:14,374 --> 00:56:15,398 What?! 882 00:56:16,410 --> 00:56:17,741 Thurston... 883 00:56:17,878 --> 00:56:21,370 Oh, my God, why is everyone in this town so delusional? 884 00:56:22,182 --> 00:56:24,878 The girls around here, the highlight of their pathetic lives 885 00:56:25,018 --> 00:56:28,412 - is gonna be their yearbook photo. - That's not true. 886 00:56:28,413 --> 00:56:30,523 They'll spend the first half of their lives planning their weddings 887 00:56:30,657 --> 00:56:32,921 and they'll spend the second half regretting them. 888 00:56:33,060 --> 00:56:36,359 No, they'll have kids and be surprisingly happy. 889 00:56:37,231 --> 00:56:38,892 Everybody just cheats on each other. 890 00:56:39,032 --> 00:56:41,227 No, I would never, ever cheat on you. 891 00:56:43,737 --> 00:56:46,672 All right, date's over. You're... insane. 892 00:56:49,076 --> 00:56:52,102 Okay. Well, can I at least talk to you tomorrow at school? 893 00:56:53,247 --> 00:56:54,737 Tomorrow's Saturday, moron. 894 00:56:56,250 --> 00:56:57,239 Right. 895 00:56:59,753 --> 00:57:01,243 Look, you can, um... 896 00:57:02,422 --> 00:57:04,447 ... call me, okay? 897 00:57:04,591 --> 00:57:06,252 If you want. 898 00:57:07,261 --> 00:57:08,558 Okay. 899 00:57:10,430 --> 00:57:12,625 Why don't you just give me your face for a second. 900 00:57:12,766 --> 00:57:13,858 Why? 901 00:57:17,671 --> 00:57:20,333 Argh! All right, okay, thank you. 902 00:57:20,474 --> 00:57:21,566 Bye. 903 00:57:21,708 --> 00:57:22,902 Okay. 904 00:57:23,043 --> 00:57:24,476 - Uh, happy Saturday. - Yeah, it's-- 905 00:57:24,611 --> 00:57:26,408 - I got it. - You got it. 906 00:57:29,116 --> 00:57:31,050 Sorry I'm tardy, Mr. A. 907 00:57:32,219 --> 00:57:33,709 Come in, quick. 908 00:57:42,396 --> 00:57:45,422 That night, I tried to pretend we were a regular couple. 909 00:58:08,589 --> 00:58:12,025 But when it was over, I felt more like a fake than ever. 910 00:58:13,860 --> 00:58:16,693 So I crept downstairs to finish reading his manuscript. 911 00:58:19,090 --> 00:58:23,340 ♪ In my heart 912 00:58:23,716 --> 00:58:28,752 ♪ I felt 913 00:58:30,696 --> 00:58:35,251 ♪ In my heart 914 00:58:35,434 --> 00:58:40,271 ♪ I felt 915 00:58:44,224 --> 00:58:46,192 The story follows a boy named Larry 916 00:58:46,326 --> 00:58:48,556 as he comes of age in a small town. 917 00:58:48,695 --> 00:58:50,526 Larry is convinced that he's a genius. 918 00:58:50,664 --> 00:58:53,792 And like most geniuses, he has trouble fitting in, 919 00:58:53,934 --> 00:58:57,870 and so spends nearly all his time high on cheap drugs. 920 00:59:04,544 --> 00:59:06,881 As he grows older, Larry moves to the city 921 00:59:06,882 --> 00:59:09,642 and gets engaged to a beautiful stockbroker. 922 00:59:09,783 --> 00:59:12,911 But owing to his misspent youth and drug-addled brain, 923 00:59:13,053 --> 00:59:14,714 he never achieves the success 924 00:59:14,855 --> 00:59:17,346 he believes the world owes him. 925 00:59:18,592 --> 00:59:21,083 One day, Larry comes home early from work 926 00:59:21,228 --> 00:59:22,217 and catches his fiancée 927 00:59:22,362 --> 00:59:25,695 and his best friend on a Twister board. 928 00:59:25,832 --> 00:59:27,663 His Twister board. 929 00:59:31,438 --> 00:59:33,290 In a rage, he buys a gun, 930 00:59:33,291 --> 00:59:36,503 and decides to become a serial killer, but realizes 931 00:59:36,504 --> 00:59:37,441 he doesn't have the nerve 932 00:59:37,442 --> 00:59:40,102 - and so tries to kill himself. - My Twister board! 933 00:59:40,247 --> 00:59:41,874 But chickens out of that, too. 934 00:59:44,217 --> 00:59:47,584 Larry then moves back to his hometown, where he begins indulging 935 00:59:47,721 --> 00:59:49,154 in strange behaviour. 936 00:59:49,289 --> 00:59:52,747 Like sometimes he drives through the streets all night, 937 00:59:52,893 --> 00:59:54,884 hunting for ghosts long past. 938 00:59:56,530 --> 00:59:58,794 And other times, he calls old friends and pretends 939 00:59:58,932 --> 01:00:01,662 to be a telemarketer with a bad fake British accent. 940 01:00:01,802 --> 01:00:05,363 He asks them questions like : How much do you earn in a year? 941 01:00:05,505 --> 01:00:08,804 What do you think the end of the world will look like? 942 01:00:08,942 --> 01:00:12,105 Are you happy? If so, why? How can you be happy? 943 01:00:12,245 --> 01:00:13,974 Don't you watch the news? 944 01:00:14,114 --> 01:00:17,777 Finally, as in all good tales, Larry is saved by the love 945 01:00:17,918 --> 01:00:19,909 of an ethereal young woman. 946 01:00:20,053 --> 01:00:21,680 She is his muse, 947 01:00:21,822 --> 01:00:23,119 every guy's wet dream, 948 01:00:23,256 --> 01:00:26,089 whose sole purpose is to service his every need. 949 01:00:26,226 --> 01:00:28,194 And only when with this clichéd, 950 01:00:28,328 --> 01:00:31,195 vapid little moron does he feel like the genius 951 01:00:31,331 --> 01:00:32,628 he knew he'd become. 952 01:00:32,766 --> 01:00:35,200 ♪ And I said no no no 953 01:00:36,436 --> 01:00:38,427 All that in 70 pages. 954 01:00:46,780 --> 01:00:47,940 Ugh. 955 01:00:49,950 --> 01:00:52,316 So... what do you think? 956 01:00:52,452 --> 01:00:53,441 Oh... 957 01:00:54,121 --> 01:00:55,349 Of what? 958 01:00:55,489 --> 01:00:57,218 My book. What do you think? 959 01:00:57,357 --> 01:00:58,790 Oh, God... 960 01:01:02,629 --> 01:01:04,153 I think it's very well written. 961 01:01:04,297 --> 01:01:06,458 Yeah, that's what my agent said, too. 962 01:01:12,072 --> 01:01:13,471 I just, uh... 963 01:01:15,742 --> 01:01:17,232 Am I the... 964 01:01:18,078 --> 01:01:19,670 ... "ethereal young woman"? 965 01:01:20,413 --> 01:01:23,576 Well, it's, you know, it's fiction, so it's... 966 01:01:23,717 --> 01:01:25,184 a bit of an oversimplification. 967 01:01:25,318 --> 01:01:27,616 But, essentially, yeah. 968 01:01:28,255 --> 01:01:30,120 Okay. Should I just... 969 01:01:30,257 --> 01:01:32,191 say everything I thought? 970 01:01:32,325 --> 01:01:34,293 Yeah. Of course. 971 01:01:34,427 --> 01:01:36,418 Tell me. Come on, I can take it. 972 01:01:37,230 --> 01:01:38,424 Okay. 973 01:01:39,766 --> 01:01:42,428 Well... Larry... 974 01:01:43,270 --> 01:01:45,295 ... is... 975 01:01:45,438 --> 01:01:48,373 ... semi-engaging in that... 976 01:01:48,508 --> 01:01:52,274 pseudo-creepy, self-pitying, lonely male kind of way. 977 01:01:53,747 --> 01:01:57,615 But if you have the audacity... 978 01:01:57,751 --> 01:02:00,652 the... inaccuracy... 979 01:02:00,787 --> 01:02:03,654 to describe me as "ethereal," 980 01:02:03,790 --> 01:02:07,317 as some flawless, perfect thing, 981 01:02:07,460 --> 01:02:09,325 then fuck you. 982 01:02:09,996 --> 01:02:12,931 No, fuck you. You don't know anything about me. 983 01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:15,663 The only reason you think I am ethereal 984 01:02:15,664 --> 01:02:17,530 is because all we do is have sex 985 01:02:17,671 --> 01:02:20,799 - and flirt and have sex. - There is more to you than that. 986 01:02:20,941 --> 01:02:22,533 I know that! I know. 987 01:02:22,676 --> 01:02:24,940 But I'm not here to save you. 988 01:02:25,078 --> 01:02:27,444 I'm the main character of my life! 989 01:02:27,581 --> 01:02:28,980 - Calm down. - Don't fucking-- 990 01:02:29,115 --> 01:02:30,480 - Ah! Shit. - Ooh. 991 01:02:30,617 --> 01:02:31,675 Shit... 992 01:02:31,818 --> 01:02:33,581 Um... I'm sorry. 993 01:02:35,922 --> 01:02:38,117 - That was an accident. - Was it? 994 01:02:38,258 --> 01:02:40,624 - Yeah. Can... just give it to me. - But... 995 01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:41,988 - Where's your soap? - I dunno. 996 01:02:42,128 --> 01:02:45,586 It's down by the washing machine. J-j-just don't- don't worry about it. 997 01:02:45,732 --> 01:02:48,792 No, no, no, I do this for my dad all the time. 998 01:02:48,935 --> 01:02:50,960 I'll be back in a second, okay? 999 01:02:51,104 --> 01:02:52,594 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1000 01:03:02,549 --> 01:03:05,109 Just a mean... bitch. 1001 01:03:33,413 --> 01:03:35,176 Caroline? Don't worry about the shirt. 1002 01:03:35,315 --> 01:03:38,079 Let me... let me fix you a nice breakfast. 1003 01:03:41,755 --> 01:03:42,983 Caroline? 1004 01:04:15,355 --> 01:04:19,883 All I'm sa... No, all I'm saying is that I had a spiritual revelation. 1005 01:04:20,026 --> 01:04:20,832 I stepped out of my body 1006 01:04:20,833 --> 01:04:23,457 and I saw things that I didn't like. 1007 01:04:24,564 --> 01:04:26,054 Did you see Rolly? 1008 01:04:26,566 --> 01:04:28,090 No, Rolly's dead, dude. 1009 01:04:28,234 --> 01:04:29,758 That's a completely different plane of existence. 1010 01:04:31,237 --> 01:04:31,482 Right. 1011 01:04:31,483 --> 01:04:34,897 This is bullshit, man. You took some drugs 1012 01:04:35,041 --> 01:04:37,669 and you had a fucked-up time. End of story. 1013 01:04:37,811 --> 01:04:39,073 Take off the creepy tie. 1014 01:04:39,212 --> 01:04:41,942 If I was from Tibet, you'd believe me, though, right? 1015 01:04:42,682 --> 01:04:45,048 If I was a young Navajo boy on a vision quest 1016 01:04:45,185 --> 01:04:47,062 doing a little peyote, my words would be prophetic. 1017 01:04:47,063 --> 01:04:50,088 Okay, though, but isn't it possible that inhaling Lysol 1018 01:04:50,223 --> 01:04:51,747 had something to do with your awakening? 1019 01:04:51,891 --> 01:04:54,792 All I know is that some people spend their entire lives searching 1020 01:04:54,928 --> 01:04:58,159 for the experience I gained with a few simple household products. 1021 01:04:59,566 --> 01:05:01,659 And that is nothing to scoff at. 1022 01:05:04,371 --> 01:05:05,895 Hey, where are you goin', man? 1023 01:05:06,539 --> 01:05:09,201 To be honest, it tires me just looking at you. 1024 01:05:12,512 --> 01:05:14,377 That's the problem: you see God once 1025 01:05:14,514 --> 01:05:16,209 and suddenly you have divine permission 1026 01:05:16,349 --> 01:05:17,816 to act like an asshole. 1027 01:05:18,351 --> 01:05:20,148 Hey, look. 1028 01:05:51,668 --> 01:05:58,042 ♪ Bow down your head in silence for me 1029 01:05:59,564 --> 01:06:05,702 ♪ I've made a necklace out of broken dreams 1030 01:06:07,125 --> 01:06:13,967 ♪ This you will wear like the rape of Europa ♪ 1031 01:06:14,724 --> 01:06:20,378 ♪ Don't lift your head, I'm not finished ♪ 1032 01:06:20,516 --> 01:06:23,195 ♪ This I'll hang on you ♪ 1033 01:06:24,524 --> 01:06:27,182 ♪ This I'll hang on you ♪ 1034 01:06:28,352 --> 01:06:30,352 ♪ This I'll hang on you ♪ 1035 01:06:32,156 --> 01:06:34,875 ♪ This I'll hang on you ♪ 1036 01:07:12,496 --> 01:07:15,103 ♪ This I'll hang on you ♪ 1037 01:07:16,085 --> 01:07:18,610 ♪ This I'll hang on you ♪ 1038 01:07:20,061 --> 01:07:22,938 ♪ This I'll hang on you ♪ 1039 01:07:26,813 --> 01:07:28,713 Okay, guys, how about a little participation next class? 1040 01:07:28,848 --> 01:07:31,373 I really don't like the sound of my own voice that much. 1041 01:07:31,518 --> 01:07:33,509 Miss Wexler, could I see you for a minute? 1042 01:07:33,653 --> 01:07:35,314 - Can't. I have to go. - It's important. 1043 01:07:41,161 --> 01:07:44,255 Look, I really need to talk to you. This is humiliating for me. 1044 01:07:46,666 --> 01:07:48,998 I'll come... see you. 1045 01:07:49,135 --> 01:07:50,363 - When? - Tonight. 1046 01:07:50,503 --> 01:07:51,993 I'll cook dinner? 1047 01:08:00,180 --> 01:08:02,512 - Hey, Thurston. What's up? - Hey, Jenny. 1048 01:08:05,018 --> 01:08:06,679 You look really hot today. 1049 01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:09,784 Thanks. Uh, I gotta go. 1050 01:08:09,923 --> 01:08:11,686 Oh, um... my parents 1051 01:08:11,824 --> 01:08:14,315 - are going away this weekend. - Okay. 1052 01:08:14,460 --> 01:08:16,533 Yeah, my-my parents are going away and I was thinking 1053 01:08:16,534 --> 01:08:19,855 about maybe having a Christmas party. Do you wanna come? 1054 01:08:19,999 --> 01:08:21,626 Yeah, sure, whatever. 1055 01:08:22,635 --> 01:08:23,830 Okay, perfect! I'll text you. 1056 01:08:23,831 --> 01:08:25,965 - Yeah, okay. - Bye! 1057 01:08:28,308 --> 01:08:29,297 Yes. 1058 01:08:29,976 --> 01:08:32,501 Concern turned to panic today for residents of Hargrove County... 1059 01:08:32,645 --> 01:08:34,169 That afternoon, 1060 01:08:34,314 --> 01:08:36,282 we made the mistake of watching the news. 1061 01:08:36,416 --> 01:08:38,748 - Investigators say... - You guys know this girl? 1062 01:08:38,885 --> 01:08:40,876 ... was abducted sometime late Tuesday afternoon... 1063 01:08:41,020 --> 01:08:44,012 Not really. I have friends who know her, but... 1064 01:08:44,157 --> 01:08:46,819 - I never talked to her. - In other news, 1065 01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:48,390 the industrial fire continues to rage... 1066 01:08:48,391 --> 01:08:52,997 The killer had taken another victim, a cheerleader my age. 1067 01:08:53,700 --> 01:08:56,999 He plucked her from a charmed life and left no clues. 1068 01:09:16,789 --> 01:09:19,656 Meanwhile, the industrial fire was still raging, 1069 01:09:19,792 --> 01:09:21,623 growing bigger every day. 1070 01:09:23,296 --> 01:09:25,457 As the toxic breeze carried fumes our way, 1071 01:09:25,598 --> 01:09:27,498 some people had taken to wearing masks. 1072 01:09:27,634 --> 01:09:30,728 But I knew their real purpose was to provide the illusion 1073 01:09:30,870 --> 01:09:32,303 of defence. 1074 01:09:37,810 --> 01:09:40,574 There are some things which are destined to occur 1075 01:09:40,713 --> 01:09:41,686 and nobody in the world 1076 01:09:41,687 --> 01:09:44,144 can do anything to stop it. 1077 01:09:47,287 --> 01:09:49,721 ♪ Oh how we to and fro to and fro 1078 01:09:49,856 --> 01:09:51,983 ♪ To and fro 1079 01:09:56,162 --> 01:09:58,130 ♪ Oh how we to and fro 1080 01:09:58,264 --> 01:10:00,596 ♪ To and fro to and fro 1081 01:10:00,733 --> 01:10:02,166 ♪ To and fro 1082 01:11:11,137 --> 01:11:12,502 Mm. 1083 01:11:13,339 --> 01:11:14,670 Oh, shit. 1084 01:11:15,842 --> 01:11:18,709 Shit. Oh, shit, I'm supposed to be somewhere right now. 1085 01:11:18,845 --> 01:11:21,177 No, no, I'm not letting you go anywhere. 1086 01:11:21,848 --> 01:11:23,713 Argh, come here. 1087 01:11:23,850 --> 01:11:27,013 - You're mine. - When did you get so forceful? 1088 01:11:30,690 --> 01:11:32,555 - Bonjour. - No. Oh! 1089 01:11:35,695 --> 01:11:37,219 Yes. 1090 01:11:37,363 --> 01:11:39,228 - Impressed? - No. 1091 01:12:09,896 --> 01:12:11,659 No. Are you crazy? 1092 01:12:12,598 --> 01:12:15,829 Well, let me know how it's going. Okay. Okay, talk soon. 1093 01:12:16,669 --> 01:12:17,727 Hello? 1094 01:12:17,870 --> 01:12:20,780 Uh, do you have a minute to answer a few quick questions 1095 01:12:20,781 --> 01:12:24,571 regarding our survey... uh, against cancer? 1096 01:12:26,179 --> 01:12:28,272 - I guess if it's quick. - It will be, ma'am. 1097 01:12:29,015 --> 01:12:32,280 Um, what is the annual income of your household? 1098 01:12:32,418 --> 01:12:36,514 - I'm not comfortable sharing that. - Well, is it above 150,000? 1099 01:12:37,190 --> 01:12:38,350 Yes. 1100 01:12:40,693 --> 01:12:43,526 Well, do you consider yourself a happy person? 1101 01:12:44,030 --> 01:12:45,895 God, yeah, sure. 1102 01:12:46,032 --> 01:12:47,693 As much as anyone. 1103 01:12:48,201 --> 01:12:49,293 Hiya. 1104 01:12:50,703 --> 01:12:53,365 Um... uh, just one final question. 1105 01:12:54,540 --> 01:12:57,304 Wh-what do you think the end of the world will look like? 1106 01:12:58,878 --> 01:13:00,368 Who you talking to? 1107 01:13:01,047 --> 01:13:02,036 What? 1108 01:13:03,216 --> 01:13:04,683 Barry, is that you? 1109 01:13:04,817 --> 01:13:07,547 - Is that Barry? Hang up the phone. - Barry, are you okay? 1110 01:13:07,687 --> 01:13:09,278 - Hang it up. Don't call back here-- - Everyone is worried about you. 1111 01:13:09,288 --> 01:13:10,308 Just tell me if you're okay! 1112 01:13:10,309 --> 01:13:10,791 Hang it up! 1113 01:13:44,690 --> 01:13:46,214 Hey, Mr. A., um... 1114 01:13:46,359 --> 01:13:48,190 I really like your new hair. 1115 01:13:48,327 --> 01:13:49,851 You look like Brad Pitt. 1116 01:13:52,698 --> 01:13:54,563 Jenny, would you close the door after you? 1117 01:13:54,700 --> 01:13:56,861 Thurston, I need to have a word. Go ahead and have a seat. 1118 01:13:57,003 --> 01:13:58,300 Okay. 1119 01:14:20,993 --> 01:14:22,517 What do you know? 1120 01:14:24,163 --> 01:14:26,825 - Excuse me? - Do you know, or not? 1121 01:14:29,502 --> 01:14:32,232 Ab... about your hair? It looks good. 1122 01:14:33,005 --> 01:14:34,734 You don't know, do you? 1123 01:14:38,177 --> 01:14:40,509 I've been having sex with Caroline. 1124 01:14:44,016 --> 01:14:45,040 What? 1125 01:14:46,352 --> 01:14:49,048 I'm screwing her? Fucking? Banging? 1126 01:14:49,188 --> 01:14:50,716 Whatever it is you kids call it these days, 1127 01:14:50,717 --> 01:14:52,955 that's what I'm doing to her. 1128 01:14:53,092 --> 01:14:55,340 - Uh-- - See, the thing is, 1129 01:14:55,341 --> 01:14:57,852 she never even really liked you at all, anyway. 1130 01:14:57,997 --> 01:15:00,659 It was just that we needed a cover. 1131 01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:03,928 I-I know it's... it's terrible and I'm sorry. 1132 01:15:04,070 --> 01:15:05,503 I know what you're thinking right now, as well. 1133 01:15:05,638 --> 01:15:07,196 You're thinking, at the bottom of your heart, 1134 01:15:07,340 --> 01:15:09,171 you knew it was too good to be true. 1135 01:15:09,308 --> 01:15:12,800 Well... turns out... you were right. 1136 01:15:26,826 --> 01:15:29,556 Yeah... 1137 01:15:36,802 --> 01:15:38,326 Right there. 1138 01:15:38,671 --> 01:15:41,162 - Huh? - Yeah, it looks good. One more. 1139 01:15:41,407 --> 01:15:44,205 Okay. Look, here's a black one. 1140 01:15:44,343 --> 01:15:46,334 - It's nice. - Kinda cool. 1141 01:15:47,013 --> 01:15:48,537 - This? - Yeah. 1142 01:15:48,681 --> 01:15:50,205 Looks like an 8-ball. 1143 01:15:50,349 --> 01:15:51,839 Here. 1144 01:15:53,252 --> 01:15:55,243 - Hey, Thurston. - Get out of my house! 1145 01:15:55,388 --> 01:15:58,357 - What? - Get the fuck outta my house! 1146 01:15:59,158 --> 01:16:00,591 - No, don't touch me! - What's happening? 1147 01:16:00,726 --> 01:16:03,160 How could you do it?! Why would you do it?! 1148 01:16:03,295 --> 01:16:05,229 Thurston, it's over. I dumped him for you. 1149 01:16:05,364 --> 01:16:06,729 - It's over. - I don't care. 1150 01:16:06,866 --> 01:16:10,233 - Just get outta my house, you slut! - Don't you fucking call me that! 1151 01:16:10,369 --> 01:16:12,173 - Language, people! - She's been cheating on me 1152 01:16:12,174 --> 01:16:14,755 the entire time! I've just been a cover! 1153 01:16:17,143 --> 01:16:19,008 Is that true? 1154 01:16:20,813 --> 01:16:23,475 Yes, but it's... No, not the whole time! 1155 01:16:23,616 --> 01:16:25,550 - It's over. - Oh! I don't need 1156 01:16:25,685 --> 01:16:28,984 your fucking excuses! Just get the fuck away from me! 1157 01:16:37,329 --> 01:16:39,490 Oh, I'm so sorry, Enid, I was just... 1158 01:16:40,166 --> 01:16:41,633 ... trying something stupid. 1159 01:16:45,571 --> 01:16:48,005 Ah... I think you better go. 1160 01:16:57,183 --> 01:16:58,844 Could you, um... 1161 01:16:59,351 --> 01:17:01,012 ... tell Thurston I'm sorry? 1162 01:17:01,620 --> 01:17:03,679 - Okay. - Bye, Lily. 1163 01:18:04,517 --> 01:18:06,849 Yeah, I tell ya, this serial killer guy? 1164 01:18:07,853 --> 01:18:09,343 He's got it all wrong. 1165 01:18:10,022 --> 01:18:11,956 I mean, you wanna know how I'd kill someone? 1166 01:18:13,125 --> 01:18:15,150 Just stab the fucker with an icicle. 1167 01:18:15,294 --> 01:18:16,454 Wham! 1168 01:18:17,630 --> 01:18:19,120 Right through the heart. 1169 01:18:20,132 --> 01:18:22,293 Where's the evidence? It's melted. 1170 01:18:23,636 --> 01:18:26,196 Murder weapon's water. It's, like, 80% of the human body 1171 01:18:26,338 --> 01:18:27,771 and like two-thirds of the earth's surface 1172 01:18:27,907 --> 01:18:29,431 and it just ended your life. 1173 01:18:31,977 --> 01:18:33,467 And you didn't drown. 1174 01:18:36,649 --> 01:18:39,140 Holy fucking shit, it's the get-along gang! 1175 01:18:40,686 --> 01:18:42,381 I was about to finish the cake myself. 1176 01:18:44,089 --> 01:18:47,081 What happened to you, man? You fucking pimp, dude. 1177 01:19:06,178 --> 01:19:08,237 No. No, I'm... I'm not doing it. 1178 01:19:08,380 --> 01:19:09,848 - I'm not doing it. - Come on, man, you need to... 1179 01:19:09,849 --> 01:19:11,560 - you need to be-- - Fine. 1180 01:19:11,848 --> 01:19:15,085 We miss the old you, man. I miss the old Craig. 1181 01:19:15,221 --> 01:19:18,190 - Do you miss the old Craig? - Ah, yes, there he is. 1182 01:19:18,324 --> 01:19:21,293 He's back. Old Craig is back, man... 1183 01:19:44,917 --> 01:19:46,851 What did you say to him? 1184 01:19:48,754 --> 01:19:50,187 What did you say to him?! 1185 01:19:50,656 --> 01:19:51,816 Caroline... 1186 01:19:52,658 --> 01:19:54,182 ... we are meant to be together. 1187 01:19:55,160 --> 01:19:56,320 Oh, my God. 1188 01:19:57,329 --> 01:19:59,229 You are fucking crazy. 1189 01:19:59,365 --> 01:20:01,162 Well, you know what I find infuriating, 1190 01:20:01,300 --> 01:20:04,064 is that you of all people are bowing to social pressure now! 1191 01:20:04,203 --> 01:20:06,899 Social pressure? Are you kidding me?! 1192 01:20:09,341 --> 01:20:11,502 You think I'm someone I'm not. 1193 01:20:13,512 --> 01:20:16,174 I... am... going. 1194 01:20:16,949 --> 01:20:18,883 If you leave, I'll kill him! 1195 01:20:19,919 --> 01:20:21,853 I mean, I don't mean that. I just... but... 1196 01:20:23,188 --> 01:20:25,053 But I might kill myself! 1197 01:20:25,190 --> 01:20:27,215 I... I don't know, I just, I'm... 1198 01:20:27,359 --> 01:20:31,022 I'm really, really confused right now, Caroline! 1199 01:20:34,867 --> 01:20:37,028 I'm gonna pretend you never said that. 1200 01:20:45,711 --> 01:20:49,408 This is Thurston, so leave a message. 1201 01:20:49,548 --> 01:20:53,484 Thurston, I'm so sorry about what happened. 1202 01:20:53,619 --> 01:20:55,917 If you are at the party, just stay at the party. 1203 01:20:56,055 --> 01:20:58,023 I'm on my way right now. 1204 01:20:58,157 --> 01:21:01,217 I... I screwed up. I know I screwed up. 1205 01:21:01,727 --> 01:21:05,390 I just, I... Please, please, please don't do anything stupid. 1206 01:21:07,066 --> 01:21:08,556 I love y... 1207 01:21:09,568 --> 01:21:11,058 Fuck. 1208 01:21:16,175 --> 01:21:17,506 Hey, Thurston! 1209 01:21:18,510 --> 01:21:19,841 - What? - Hey! 1210 01:21:24,350 --> 01:21:25,874 - Hey. - Hey, what's up? 1211 01:21:26,018 --> 01:21:28,646 Hey, do you wanna... do you wanna see rest of my house? 1212 01:21:28,787 --> 01:21:30,584 Is it okay if I smoke in here? 1213 01:21:30,723 --> 01:21:32,156 Yeah. Do you... do you wanna... 1214 01:21:32,291 --> 01:21:33,658 So do you wanna see the rest of my house? 1215 01:21:33,660 --> 01:21:36,350 - Uh, yeah, sure. - Okay. 1216 01:21:36,495 --> 01:21:37,689 Oh. 1217 01:21:38,397 --> 01:21:39,921 Uh... 1218 01:21:40,699 --> 01:21:42,724 Um, so this is the-- 1219 01:21:42,868 --> 01:21:45,336 Did you do all the decorations? 1220 01:21:45,471 --> 01:21:47,234 This is my bathroom, 1221 01:21:47,373 --> 01:21:49,705 and then this is my dad's office. 1222 01:21:50,042 --> 01:21:52,875 And this is some other stuff and... 1223 01:21:56,548 --> 01:21:58,413 ... this is my bedroom. 1224 01:21:58,550 --> 01:21:59,539 Whoa. 1225 01:22:02,054 --> 01:22:04,955 You sure... really like unicorns, huh? 1226 01:22:06,558 --> 01:22:08,048 Yes, I love unicorns. 1227 01:22:09,061 --> 01:22:10,221 Cool. 1228 01:22:17,503 --> 01:22:19,334 Thurston, I think you're so hot. 1229 01:22:33,519 --> 01:22:35,714 Wait, uh... This is, uh... 1230 01:22:35,854 --> 01:22:37,685 This feels very wrong. 1231 01:22:39,358 --> 01:22:41,189 Totally. Let me get the lights. 1232 01:23:14,493 --> 01:23:15,755 Ugh! 1233 01:23:16,495 --> 01:23:18,326 Oh, Barry, you're a pussy. 1234 01:23:18,664 --> 01:23:22,361 You're a pussy, Barry. Come on, come on, come on, come on! 1235 01:23:23,268 --> 01:23:24,530 Oh... 1236 01:23:24,670 --> 01:23:26,001 shit! 1237 01:23:26,738 --> 01:23:29,172 Ah... Ah... 1238 01:23:31,844 --> 01:23:33,675 Lily, come watch TV with me. 1239 01:23:34,179 --> 01:23:35,669 Come watch the tube. 1240 01:23:58,370 --> 01:24:01,100 This is wrong. This is wrong. This is wrong! 1241 01:24:01,240 --> 01:24:03,674 This is wrong! This is all so wrong! 1242 01:24:03,809 --> 01:24:06,002 You try to be good, but you can't! 1243 01:24:06,003 --> 01:24:08,508 Because it's all wrong! It's all wrong! 1244 01:24:08,647 --> 01:24:10,638 It's all so fucking wrong! 1245 01:24:10,782 --> 01:24:11,976 Hey! 1246 01:24:14,286 --> 01:24:15,344 Yeah! 1247 01:24:15,487 --> 01:24:16,818 Whoo!!! 1248 01:24:32,671 --> 01:24:34,832 Hello? 1249 01:24:34,973 --> 01:24:37,339 Ca-Caroline? It's me. 1250 01:24:38,343 --> 01:24:39,935 I've shot myself. 1251 01:24:40,078 --> 01:24:41,568 Bullet skimmed my leg. 1252 01:24:41,713 --> 01:24:42,975 I think it's pretty bad. 1253 01:24:43,115 --> 01:24:45,515 Barry, I can't even hear you. You're cracking up. 1254 01:24:45,651 --> 01:24:49,018 Yeah, I know I'm cracking up! I just shot myself, for chris-sake! 1255 01:24:49,154 --> 01:24:50,678 Sorry, can't hear you. 1256 01:24:50,822 --> 01:24:52,915 What? No, no, no, 1257 01:24:53,058 --> 01:24:54,525 Caroline, no... 1258 01:24:56,862 --> 01:24:58,193 Caroline? 1259 01:25:12,978 --> 01:25:14,411 Lily, where are you? 1260 01:25:14,546 --> 01:25:16,446 Don't do this to me. 1261 01:25:23,155 --> 01:25:24,850 This is fucking beautiful. 1262 01:25:27,960 --> 01:25:30,155 Okay, wait. Wait. 1263 01:25:30,829 --> 01:25:33,491 - We should... we should stop. - Why? 1264 01:25:34,666 --> 01:25:36,827 Uh... because, uh... 1265 01:25:38,503 --> 01:25:39,731 I dunno. 1266 01:27:41,693 --> 01:27:44,161 It... it wasn't my fault. 1267 01:27:45,163 --> 01:27:47,529 I know. I know. The... the road's bad. 1268 01:27:47,666 --> 01:27:49,133 It's hard to see. 1269 01:27:50,669 --> 01:27:52,227 It... it wasn't my fault. 1270 01:27:54,439 --> 01:27:56,498 I was raised... to hate... 1271 01:28:18,463 --> 01:28:19,953 Wait. Wait. 1272 01:28:20,966 --> 01:28:22,456 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1273 01:28:23,969 --> 01:28:25,960 I, uh... I really have to go. 1274 01:28:26,304 --> 01:28:27,828 They caught him! 1275 01:28:27,973 --> 01:28:29,463 They caught the killer! 1276 01:28:32,310 --> 01:28:33,641 Barry! 1277 01:28:35,147 --> 01:28:36,671 They finally caught him. 1278 01:28:37,816 --> 01:28:40,444 Oh. Caught who? 1279 01:28:40,585 --> 01:28:41,984 The killer. 1280 01:28:42,654 --> 01:28:43,814 Oh. 1281 01:28:45,991 --> 01:28:47,219 How? 1282 01:28:47,359 --> 01:28:49,327 They think he, like, crashed his car. 1283 01:28:52,330 --> 01:28:54,491 - What happened to you? - Oh, nothing. 1284 01:28:55,333 --> 01:28:56,322 Nothing. 1285 01:28:57,836 --> 01:28:59,861 Do you wanna come in and have some dinner? 1286 01:29:00,005 --> 01:29:02,838 I have... I have so much to share. 1287 01:29:04,009 --> 01:29:05,704 Barry, I... 1288 01:29:05,844 --> 01:29:08,813 I think you should let me take you to the hospital. 1289 01:29:10,182 --> 01:29:11,479 Okay. 1290 01:29:11,616 --> 01:29:13,607 Um... but will you after? 1291 01:29:15,620 --> 01:29:17,110 You're in shock. 1292 01:29:19,958 --> 01:29:22,290 Just say you'll have dinner with me after. 1293 01:29:24,629 --> 01:29:25,960 Of course. 1294 01:29:27,799 --> 01:29:29,562 That would be a dream. 1295 01:29:31,303 --> 01:29:32,463 Okay. 1296 01:29:35,974 --> 01:29:37,498 - You ready? - Yeah. 1297 01:29:37,642 --> 01:29:39,473 Does it hurt? 1298 01:29:39,611 --> 01:29:41,511 Oh... yeah, it hurts. 1299 01:29:41,646 --> 01:29:43,511 - Ah... - What happened? 1300 01:29:43,648 --> 01:29:45,377 Oh, I shot myself. 1301 01:29:51,323 --> 01:29:52,984 You found them like this? 1302 01:30:03,835 --> 01:30:07,669 ♪ There you stood on the edge of your feather 1303 01:30:10,175 --> 01:30:12,837 ♪ Expecting to fly 1304 01:30:16,348 --> 01:30:18,334 When the serial killer died that night, 1305 01:30:18,985 --> 01:30:23,049 everyone in the hospital cheered and there was even talk of a parade, 1306 01:30:23,188 --> 01:30:24,746 though it never happened. 1307 01:30:27,025 --> 01:30:29,858 From then on, the whole town considered me a hero, 1308 01:30:29,995 --> 01:30:34,022 but all I had really done was crash my car into the right person. 1309 01:30:37,168 --> 01:30:39,966 ♪ By the summer 1310 01:30:40,105 --> 01:30:41,834 ♪ It was healing 1311 01:30:43,708 --> 01:30:45,232 ♪ We had said goodbye 1312 01:30:45,377 --> 01:30:47,743 That was the year that everything happened. 1313 01:30:47,879 --> 01:30:50,177 I'm not saying if it was good or bad. 1314 01:30:50,315 --> 01:30:52,408 ♪ All the years we'd spent with feeling 1315 01:30:53,885 --> 01:30:55,876 ♪ Ended with a cry 1316 01:30:57,055 --> 01:30:58,271 I mean, you can never really tell 1317 01:30:58,275 --> 01:31:00,386 what's good until later anyway, 1318 01:31:00,525 --> 01:31:02,823 until you look back and think about things 1319 01:31:02,961 --> 01:31:05,589 and they have time to grow in your mind. 1320 01:31:05,530 --> 01:31:07,262 ♪ Babe 1321 01:31:07,468 --> 01:31:09,732 ♪ Ended with a cry 1322 01:31:10,956 --> 01:31:12,956 ♪ Babe 1323 01:31:14,080 --> 01:31:16,680 ♪ Ended with a cry 1324 01:31:23,148 --> 01:31:25,742 But sometimes you make a choice in that moment, 1325 01:31:25,884 --> 01:31:27,476 and you know in your heart 1326 01:31:27,619 --> 01:31:29,814 it's going to change everything. 1327 01:31:35,124 --> 01:31:37,991 ♪ So hard to laugh 1328 01:31:38,127 --> 01:31:40,095 ♪ As I fumbled 1329 01:31:40,229 --> 01:31:42,129 ♪ And reached for the love 1330 01:31:42,265 --> 01:31:45,393 ♪ I had found 1331 01:31:49,036 --> 01:31:51,004 ♪ Knowin' 1332 01:31:51,139 --> 01:31:53,334 ♪ It was gone 1333 01:31:56,612 --> 01:32:00,946 ♪ If I ever lived without you 1334 01:32:02,370 --> 01:32:05,570 ♪ Now you know I'd die. - Hi. 1335 01:32:11,128 --> 01:32:14,723 You need to know he's out of my life. 1336 01:32:15,733 --> 01:32:17,132 And I'm sorry... 1337 01:32:17,868 --> 01:32:19,836 I screwed everything up. 1338 01:32:23,140 --> 01:32:24,630 Are you kidding me? 1339 01:32:25,376 --> 01:32:26,866 You saved me. 1340 01:32:36,781 --> 01:32:39,045 People will tell you nothing matters, 1341 01:32:40,046 --> 01:32:42,638 But those people are looking at life the wrong way. 1342 01:32:43,358 --> 01:32:44,723 I mean... 1343 01:32:44,747 --> 01:32:48,900 things don't need to last forever to be perfect. 1344 01:33:28,440 --> 01:33:34,153 ♪ He was just an illusion 1345 01:33:36,037 --> 01:33:40,087 ♪ Stuck in my own bad air 1346 01:33:45,076 --> 01:33:51,002 ♪ I thought I had freedom, but 1347 01:33:52,443 --> 01:33:57,066 ♪ I was stuck there 1348 01:34:02,247 --> 01:34:04,247 ♪ I make 1349 01:34:07,390 --> 01:34:14,386 ♪ Choices with out reason 1350 01:34:14,929 --> 01:34:21,157 ♪ Choices without reason 1351 01:34:23,861 --> 01:34:29,987 ♪ Invite strangers in and leave them 1352 01:34:48,124 --> 01:34:54,157 ♪ He was just another man, trying to teach me something 1353 01:34:56,186 --> 01:35:02,450 ♪ He was just another man, trying to teach me something 1354 01:35:22,947 --> 01:35:28,253 ♪ I never expect much 1355 01:35:31,303 --> 01:35:33,890 ♪ from anyone 1356 01:35:39,533 --> 01:35:45,890 ♪ So I'm never disappointed, and I 1357 01:35:47,460 --> 01:35:51,327 ♪ Never have to trust 1358 01:35:57,237 --> 01:35:59,237 ♪ I make ♪ 1359 01:36:01,727 --> 01:36:08,667 ♪ Choices without reason 1360 01:36:09,942 --> 01:36:15,658 ♪ Choices without reason 1361 01:36:18,787 --> 01:36:24,915 ♪ Invite strangers in and leave them 1362 01:36:42,992 --> 01:36:49,322 ♪ He was just another man, trying to teach me something 1363 01:36:51,318 --> 01:36:57,502 ♪ He was just another man, trying to teach me something 1364 01:36:59,452 --> 01:37:06,255 ♪ He was just another man, trying to teach me something 1365 01:37:07,658 --> 01:37:13,962 ♪ He was just another man, trying to teach me something